2662 pts ยท August 18, 2013
Las Vegas-based professional mount farmer, blogger, and corgi aficionado.
Actually it's the second most expensive restaurant in San Fran. I think it's like #8 in the country. #bougie
Just aerated a nice bottle of wine into my corgi mug because I'm a classy bitch.
LEAVE JEB ALONE
Jesus fucking Christ
That's not how this works.
Not a banana python. It's a hybrid, closer to a platinum tiger python than banana.
YOU JUST GOT BABY PRANKED
Would I be allergic to lions like I am to cats?
People won't eat pork because pigs are smart, yet will eat octopus sushi. #sealivesmatter
Y?
Wat the hek?
IS HE OKAY?
7 out of 10 would try to drink milk out of a bowl.
R U OKAY?
I always upvote anti Bernie comments!
JD and Turk
They're essentially just JD AND Turk.
Well, how else do expect Romania to support its large population of cam girls? Tokens could probably be considered a national currency.
Chicken = Fam
He looks like Newman.
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS DRAGON BALL Z IN THESE?
For a second I thought that was Larry David.
INCEPTION
Vegas local here. Beware the street people, I saw Elmo smoking crack behind Bellagio.
Instructions unclear. Somehow summoned spaghetti monster.
How is scientology not on here?
Segregated, just like the good Lord intended.
Wanna buy some drugs?
*sizzle*
Actually it's the second most expensive restaurant in San Fran. I think it's like #8 in the country. #bougie
Just aerated a nice bottle of wine into my corgi mug because I'm a classy bitch.
LEAVE JEB ALONE
Jesus fucking Christ
That's not how this works.
Not a banana python. It's a hybrid, closer to a platinum tiger python than banana.
YOU JUST GOT BABY PRANKED
Would I be allergic to lions like I am to cats?
People won't eat pork because pigs are smart, yet will eat octopus sushi. #sealivesmatter
Y?
Wat the hek?
IS HE OKAY?
7 out of 10 would try to drink milk out of a bowl.
R U OKAY?
I always upvote anti Bernie comments!
JD and Turk
They're essentially just JD AND Turk.
Well, how else do expect Romania to support its large population of cam girls? Tokens could probably be considered a national currency.
Chicken = Fam
He looks like Newman.
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS DRAGON BALL Z IN THESE?
For a second I thought that was Larry David.
INCEPTION
Vegas local here. Beware the street people, I saw Elmo smoking crack behind Bellagio.
Instructions unclear. Somehow summoned spaghetti monster.
How is scientology not on here?
Segregated, just like the good Lord intended.
Wanna buy some drugs?
*sizzle*