God how the time has flown by
When people complain about what team they're on
Highlights from the Gorillaz Q&A
MRW it's April 20th and I've taken work off
He'll steal your cattle and do it to a sick beat
Let's see if this screenshot of a screenshot of the front page makes it to the front page
MRW I escape a sushi bar and pursue my dream of disco dance
MRW I'm shorter than the hand dryers at the bathroom but I can use both of them.
When you wanted to be on team human and got put on team zombie but you're a team player.
When you got a concert at 8 but are going out Pokemon hunting at 9
It's not so bad on our side
Whenever I see these great cosplays and I'm sitting here like...
I hear that their profits are blazing
It's been a while since there's been one
MWR I can't afford the dragon riding DLC in Skyrim
MRW people ask why I stay up till 3am playing Dark Souls 3
What I think of every year on Easter
MRW someone takes up three parking spots for their truck.
An old fashioned WTF love story
I had too many tacos for dinner, guess it's time for a midnight dump
I haven't seen any of my favorite comedian on here. So enjoy some Kyle Kinane!
MRW all of my friends are getting their costumes ready for Halloween but I'm waiting for the Great Pumpkin
My favorite photo that I've taken of my golden doodle
MRW usersub is just pages of a happy looking parrot
MRW I missed my cake day for the third year in a row
MRW my crew mates ask me to marry them while I'm fighting with Davey Jones's men while sailing in a whirlpool
The after effect of July 29th
A quick way to sum up how it feels working in customer service.