DeadCaptain

158 pts ยท August 17, 2016


In kindergarten I would literally refuse stickers because of this and pass them off to other kids. Now if you have a stamper.... All in.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buendo dias fuckboys

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Actually they hung not burned the women/ witches in Salem. Not sure if this is location based. Great costume

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Actually they hung the women/ witches in Salem

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bet that horn gives some great scratchies

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I had to look this up. He didn't have 3 in the way you'd initially imagine. Apparently he had one regular love stick and the other two were small and located within his coin purse. One of them was purely decorative while the other connected back into the main love stick's urethra. He likely suffered from UTIs and ED but it's too late to ask him now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

๐ŸŒŠ

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Is he single? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰โœจ๐Ÿซ‚

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Even if she fell and broke her neck, she's already dead so it wouldn't stop her...

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I think this is where Moses got his idea

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#15 this is how the black plague got into England

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99 noโ€™s and 1 yes is still a yes

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Be wary of teacups

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Why would you put your dog through that.. look of sheer terror

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Still better dance moves than white people

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If Iโ€™m eating chicken parm that dog can literally go fuck himself

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That dog must really trust you cus i wonโ€™t hold a nail in place like that for legit anyone i know

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Reminds me of Salem from Sabrina the teenage witch

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Hand over the fucking treats Linda

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I didn't have time for that

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I thought this was Caitlyn Jenner for a second

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I need to learn how to make dresses, necklaces and to juggle...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sliding into dms

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#33 I don't see many people in Ferraris

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#10 DIET Coke

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Wot in memenation

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