DeadSpaceOrbit

2643 pts · September 5, 2016


I don’t consider myself funny, just an asshole that’s funny on occasion.

As an airport employee... I can tell you somebody is getting fired for that one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was nice knowing you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welp Woman

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This shit feels like eternity

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you sure it’s not the unfinished particle accelerator?

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3.65 for gas? Shitttttttttt

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So then why is it that some of the most poorest countries are producing the most people? Smart people don’t have children they cannot afford

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But I’m a productive member of society, it’s the people doing nothing that have the most kids

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I AM THE SENATE

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Never claimed I was special but when you don’t procreate you end millions of yrs of progress. Your choice but that’s what you do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So are you telling me to end my lineage because it’s my right to do so?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I’ve already stated this is my thought process, what you do doesn’t matter. I want MY genes to continue because it is my sole purpose.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I am the culmination of millions of years of evolution, and thousands of years of human conflict. It would be selfish of me not to continue.

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I personally would be pissed if my genes didn’t continue on, but that’s just me

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Congrats, you have herpes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I don’t remember the name but I can send it if you like

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You better love the watch your girlfriend got you too ????

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Hope you have good upper body strength

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IS NOBODY GONNA SAY ANYTHING BOUT BENADICT PUTTING UP HIS RING FINGER SO EASILY!?!?!?

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It’s an agriculture space station designed to spin to generate artificial gravity hence the circular shape

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That’s..... not going to be a happy thanksgiving

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Chicks with dicks came

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I guess my entire family is dead :(

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I understand, I’m sorry I happened to you but they have to check all crevices on any object, that means breaking stuff if can’t be accessed

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I work with customs and we have hundreds of bags to go through in a few hrs. They try to be nice, but It’s not always possible bc of time

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I️ need to get a 95 on my final for the class to count....

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4K painting

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That’ll be 5.99 plus 2.99 tax. Tears are part of our skin pack.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I️ never even suggested you couldn’t but a simple spoiler alter would’ve been nice.

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That’s not a fair comparison. The original Star Wars have been around for 20+ years. I️ don’t have time to binge, I️ watch eps when I️ can.

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