DeadlyEnzyme

249339 pts · December 13, 2015


Chances are if you went on here it was to see if you could use my bio against me. You have been outfoxed!

Gen x?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

still hasnt come close to its all time high. still has a few thousand to go and if someone gets hurt feelings itll crash like a drunk driver

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I said looking up. Not solved. A “we’re screwed” mindset isn’t the way to go here.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I said looking up. Not solved

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yea yahoo life coming in with the sound judgements. We have a great first vaccine, things are looking up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 13

Don’t forget the heroin/morphine/chloroform/Marijuana/alcohol pain killers they used to have

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It’s not complicated you just changed some political values. Welcome to the world of the average person. Mindsets aren’t static

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

You had roughly 45 seconds to buy it. Doesn’t matter if you set the right reminder or not, if you didn’t preorder you weren’t getting it

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe milf

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

well then there you go

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

didnt they have a court order to view the counting of the ballots? that COULD invalidate them in the court of law. MAYBE.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 79

Talkative?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Built on a 20 trillion dollar capitalist GDP and famous for being bloated, slow, and overspending on everything. Lovely analogy

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No one has ever successfully baked that soufflé just right but hey, 100th time’s the charm. Maybe this time it won’t burn down the house

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Might be time for a new definition of modern if it starts with Hitler and doctors giving recommendations on cig brands

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 18

We’ve been in the modern era for presidents for 60 years? Good lord

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 22

What do we mean when we say modern president? How do we quantify modern

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 45

I’m just curious about if you look super close, if her arm hair is also snakes

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do we have a link for that

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Hey! Welcome to imgur. A lot of new members post selfies but that’s a no no. But don’t be discouraged! You can post on Christmas

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Uh. K

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean. Yea ok

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It’s not a GOP lawyer it’s a trump corporate lawyer. His job is to get everything his client wants. Don’t expect morals he’s paid to ignore

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 13

You know when you said your husband was on the spectrum I didnt think you meant the FAR end. zero empathy? how does that work with you

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

not sure who you are but...... follow your dreams

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He's not conceding and she's trying to be the gracious one

5 years ago | Likes 511 Dislikes 10

how old did you turn tho

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I didn’t know bill was atheist. TIL

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Eh. It’s cause it’s an almost decade old meme. It actually got some extra mileage from edgy people after Nazis “picked it up”

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

I mean yea. Kinda. For 5 minutes back in 2015 cause 4chan tricked CNN

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 12