DefenestrationAssistant

18472 pts ยท January 18, 2014


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Same. Decomp's a bitch.

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perhaps but I always interpreted it as the devil is a northerner, which makes sense in the narrative.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have ye tried clearing the pattern buffer laddie?

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, if this is real I have no doubt she thinks it's talking about liberals in her delusional world.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh this is great! I wish this was hanging on my wall.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else looking at the scar on their hand? Wonder if it's related...

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddammit Donut!

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nurse Kellye made me feel things I didn't figure out until I was much older.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need two things: a rec for a good biography of Hemingway, and more videos of this puppet.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100% true. Been there, nobody wanted to see me either.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what I read until I saw your comment. That may explain some of the down votes.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It isn't pride motivating this, trust me.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither Syphilis nor any other major STI can be spread by bathwater, however communal bathing may potentially lead to other "communal" activities and infections...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Equally hard to judge

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When your choices are whipped cream on dog shit, and plain dog shit. You take the one with whipped cream topping, but that doesn't make it better.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I often wonder what the night sky would look like on a planet in a system in the middle of that. How bright would the night sky be?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would (idgaf)

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Would love to see him play a psychopath, use all that charm for Evil. A la Cruise in Collateral.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's bull...

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Maybe you need to step up

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, they used a tiger roar for that. Lion roar sounds way different.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Imagine two "entangled" coins. The next time they are flipped, they will come up opposite. If one one comes up heads the other must come up tails. Fly one across the galaxy, the other is here. Now, you flip your coin here, and it comes up heads, that means whenever the other coin is (or was) flipped, you can be sure it was or will be tails. Somehow they were connected. "Spooky action at a distance". But, you can only know the other coin's outcome, you can't use that info. No communication.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I mean if the wave is collapsed on one particle, no information can be read, interpreted, or received by the other particle. That is not what entanglement means. It is mathematically impossible to transmit information faster the the speed of light/causality using quantum entanglement. Quantum entanglement does not work like that.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You cannot send information via entanglement.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually a fairly common feature of autocracies.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same dude, except I'm dating a German sausage....

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay, but like, why would you want to stop?

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Best one yet

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, technically one time around a body counts as an orbit, but not what most people mean. Look up Newton's Cannon.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0