1350 pts ยท January 24, 2017
Not as likely as you'd think. Play piercings like this get taken out after a few hours, so assuming it was done in a sanitary way, odds are good she'll be fine.
Always has been
Why does the queen, largest of the British, not simply eat the other humans on the island?
You still trust your farts, don't you?
I've seen pictures where it didn't miss, and they were from before AI existed. Never shove a person's face into a cake you didn't personally bake.
As someone who's met an ant or a few billion, I'm okay with this.
Don't worry. It's his sister.
I have a dog that looks just like this. He's the absolute best!
Mom probably dunks them in the water. That's how chickens learn at least.
Super cute. (but as a nerdy fun fact, cats are born with their claws out. They learn to retract them with time, not the other away around.)
Humans would be much happier if we just admitted that men are the more attractive sex. Let me be a weird, imperfect goblin lady. Let the men primp and perfect themselves. We'll finally be like every other mammal species on the planet when we stop demanding women be pretty and allowing the men to get away with their lazy nonsense.
Everything was great except the plot. The plot was a giant middle finger to fans. Which is a weird stance to take when fans are paying your bills.
Oh, that was the intention alright. Everything about that film was a 10 outta 10 except the plot, which was shit. And the excuse was some meta bs about too many people identifying with the Joker and trying to force you to care about Arthur . . . Just don't make a Joker movie if that's how you feel. If your whole career is in cinema it's a bad look to attack people for liking movies.
They're going to wait until after the election to decide how serious his crimes were. To avoid bias . . . As though knowing you're sentencing the president vs some other guy isn't gonna bias it more.
I haven't figured out where I'm supposed to get the endangered plants yet.
You're gonna need to hold on tight and force the alligator to roll your whole body. No way you're keeping up with it. Also, it's unlikely you'll have the time to get in the best death roll position, so the focus should be on not getting in this situation.
I don't know if they get points for them, but I do know they're a requirement and points would get deducted if they didn't do them.
It sounded like he meant "in 4 years, I'll have fixed all the problems so it won't matter who comes next". Not to defend the Cheeto or anything, but that's definitely what his followers heard.
Not to mention TV shows that always put in a bunch of stuff for locals to do, great views, everyone is employed, etc. and the main character is complaining about how shit it is. Okay, fam. If you want me to believe this is an actual small town people want to escape from, show me the meth users and haunted churches.
Sometimes things go wrong and people end up in space longer than planned. Sometimes women get conditions that make their cycles extremely heavy. If I'd been Sally, I would have demanded 200 tampons in every size. This is not the time to take chances! Don't get mad at NASA for wanting to have her back.
Just cause more people need to hear a very specific criticism I have of the Bible: A tri-omni god wanted to torture Egyptians with 10 plagues to show off his swagger and the best he could come up with was a bunch of frogs. Squishy, non-threatening, edible frogs to eat all the flies. This is not a god creative enough to have made all the f***in' beetles we got. Also, what's up with all the beetles???
Constrictors don't "choke" their prey. They squeeze so hard their prey goes into cardiac arrest. Just a fun, creepy fact for ya.
If she wouldn't have been lobotomized, is she really a ten?
I was just wondering where Allen Turner, the convicted rapist lives. Now I know he's in Dayton, OH!
The non-human women are lady bears.
The hypothetical question of, "If you found yourself lost in the woods, would you rather learn there is a random bear or a random man in the woods with you?" is viral at the moment. Women are overwhelmingly picking "bear", and men are losing their minds.
Not as likely as you'd think. Play piercings like this get taken out after a few hours, so assuming it was done in a sanitary way, odds are good she'll be fine.
Always has been
Why does the queen, largest of the British, not simply eat the other humans on the island?
You still trust your farts, don't you?
I've seen pictures where it didn't miss, and they were from before AI existed. Never shove a person's face into a cake you didn't personally bake.
As someone who's met an ant or a few billion, I'm okay with this.
Don't worry. It's his sister.
I have a dog that looks just like this. He's the absolute best!
Mom probably dunks them in the water. That's how chickens learn at least.
Super cute. (but as a nerdy fun fact, cats are born with their claws out. They learn to retract them with time, not the other away around.)
Humans would be much happier if we just admitted that men are the more attractive sex. Let me be a weird, imperfect goblin lady. Let the men primp and perfect themselves. We'll finally be like every other mammal species on the planet when we stop demanding women be pretty and allowing the men to get away with their lazy nonsense.
Everything was great except the plot. The plot was a giant middle finger to fans. Which is a weird stance to take when fans are paying your bills.
Oh, that was the intention alright. Everything about that film was a 10 outta 10 except the plot, which was shit. And the excuse was some meta bs about too many people identifying with the Joker and trying to force you to care about Arthur . . . Just don't make a Joker movie if that's how you feel. If your whole career is in cinema it's a bad look to attack people for liking movies.
They're going to wait until after the election to decide how serious his crimes were. To avoid bias . . . As though knowing you're sentencing the president vs some other guy isn't gonna bias it more.
I haven't figured out where I'm supposed to get the endangered plants yet.
You're gonna need to hold on tight and force the alligator to roll your whole body. No way you're keeping up with it. Also, it's unlikely you'll have the time to get in the best death roll position, so the focus should be on not getting in this situation.
I don't know if they get points for them, but I do know they're a requirement and points would get deducted if they didn't do them.
It sounded like he meant "in 4 years, I'll have fixed all the problems so it won't matter who comes next". Not to defend the Cheeto or anything, but that's definitely what his followers heard.
Not to mention TV shows that always put in a bunch of stuff for locals to do, great views, everyone is employed, etc. and the main character is complaining about how shit it is. Okay, fam. If you want me to believe this is an actual small town people want to escape from, show me the meth users and haunted churches.
Sometimes things go wrong and people end up in space longer than planned. Sometimes women get conditions that make their cycles extremely heavy. If I'd been Sally, I would have demanded 200 tampons in every size. This is not the time to take chances! Don't get mad at NASA for wanting to have her back.
Just cause more people need to hear a very specific criticism I have of the Bible: A tri-omni god wanted to torture Egyptians with 10 plagues to show off his swagger and the best he could come up with was a bunch of frogs. Squishy, non-threatening, edible frogs to eat all the flies. This is not a god creative enough to have made all the f***in' beetles we got. Also, what's up with all the beetles???
Constrictors don't "choke" their prey. They squeeze so hard their prey goes into cardiac arrest. Just a fun, creepy fact for ya.
If she wouldn't have been lobotomized, is she really a ten?
I was just wondering where Allen Turner, the convicted rapist lives. Now I know he's in Dayton, OH!
The non-human women are lady bears.
The hypothetical question of, "If you found yourself lost in the woods, would you rather learn there is a random bear or a random man in the woods with you?" is viral at the moment. Women are overwhelmingly picking "bear", and men are losing their minds.