MRW I fell for the old "if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer" trick in the third grade.... Twice...
Came up with an idea to secure my own private stall at work.
A God has risen among us on this glorious day. His name was @bismarckashitler
Never forget this Oscar deserving treasure.
MRW my crazy ex texts me saying I should get new blinds because she can see through them.
Did someone say Pet Show?!? Pasha wants in!
Finally saw these guys and 311 last night!