DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees

411011 pts ยท November 18, 2015


Look, all I can say is that I am definitely NOT made entirely of bees.

No good reason except preventing birth defects and cancer in human patients. No one uses beagles for fun, we do it to prevent severe side effects in humans.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Gastroenterologist. Ask for a referral from your GP if needed.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Where do you think things like escargot and frogs' legs came from?

4 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

....so can you fit a pineapple in there yet or??

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can imagine. I've seen some...documentaries about similar interactions.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also choose this man's neighbor's dog

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bob Dylan is a chump.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 27

I always wondered if putting a turntable on top of digital equipment was actually good practice, or if you'd get better quality if you out it on a nearby table. Even if it's just an amp.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pretty cool. How big were the WAV files?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see what you mean, but R&M would likely make it grosser and/or more awkward. BD is a little more neat and tidy in its approach to absurdity. More lighthearted (mostly).

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone understand this?

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I'm doin my part

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is absolutely nothing like that.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I bet that's driving you nuts

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And cheetahs are usually trying to sell you cheese snacks.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If the spots of a cheetah chasing you look like lines, nothing looks like anything. You dead.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also, if you could get its star sign, that would be great.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That sounds organized to me! Time to go collect more.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First you collect the shinies, then you organize the shinies, then you collect more shinies, then you organize the shinies, then you collect the shinies and then

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm funny but I didn't find any dicks

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plenty of shops do this as a matter of policy, not just chains. You do it when the shop is empty so it's routine when it's full.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can't prove anything, but nature is statistical. You can only ever be pretty sure about stuff.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess I should mention I'm a molecular biologist, though.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Scientist here. I don't want to alarm anyone, but the Sun appears to have disappeared entirely. Like it's not in the sky at all. There's like a weird little Sun but it's only a tiny sliver? I think it's safe to say we're all going g to die.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wild advice. Don't do this. If you want to experience dip, just go give a rim job to the exhaust of 1998 Toyota Corolla.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

We need to stop saying that. We almost got to a place where the kids didn't thinking smoking looked cool...but then they realized it totally fucking does.

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

Honestly though, I wish you luck finding your way through a really hard part of life. Just remember, 80 year olds still think you're a kid.

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Chuckles McGee over here coming to you live from the giggle factory...

4 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

That is an insane sentiment.

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6