When you are star of screen and stage Zooey Deschanel but have insulted a witch who turned you into a cat and no one believes you
My 12th favorite: the dark arts of packing
Owl Turd spot on as always
When you wholesome AF
When you are famous Hollywood actress Zooey Deschanel but you have insulted a witch who curses you to live the rest of your days as her cat familiar
Putin his master on the mat
Never forget that he was your neighbor
When you find the perfect hiding spot in prop hunt
Poland
Its my cake day. Here is the first post I ever commented on.
I've seen Netflix be wrong, but never this wrong
Foo
When she asks if you want to go round 2
When she says I have commited a Mike Rowe aggression
Trump pretending to drive truck while meeting with trucking company CEOs at White House
@pewdiepie
Smashing!
When the British try to post about their election
God damn Easter Reposters
Bonesawing Heteronormativiy
The moment Hillary lost Wisconsin
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MRW I stop by work on my day off to pick something up and my boss asks me to stay and work
The joy of getting a notification
MRW someone makes a stupid mistake and then expects me to feel bad for them
The Great British Baking Show
Can we stop pretending he is a great choice?
Remember the good old days when we thought this was a vicious debate move?
Im not crying, you're crying
BREAKING NEWS
And just like my real dad, he won't come back no matter how hard I cry
THESE TRUMPETING TECHNIQUES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS
Me and my SO watching the results tonight
Artemis Fowl Casting Call
People at the gym after the new year be like
Things more difficult than voting
I was a dumb kid, and would always get confused on this holiday
Usersub when they see someone posting lots of political stuff
THESE HELICOPTER TECHNIQUES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG LINE THROUGH GENERATIONS
Something I have been using alot while planning a D&D campaign
But seriously, I have seen at least 5 posts like this today
Atlanta is so good
Sometimes you just gotta throw on the straps and pick up the backpack
Kinder-voodoo
Dear America
Don't forget that the best way to feel good is to make good
MRW I have actionable intel that there are WMD's in Splash Mountain
THESE MOONWALKING TECHNIQUES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS
MRW I realise the last season of Parks and Rec took place this year
When I have to pee but dont want to use my hands because I was just cutting jalapenos
A Series of Un-Fourth-Wall-nate Events
For the first time in like a month
Today, Ron Glass passed away
Today, Kid Cudi checked himself into rehab
How this semester has gone so far
I choose you!
Iggy Azalea found dead at the age of 41. Her final wish was that people stopped getting their news from poorly researched websites and/or facebook trending
When my buddy sends me Harambe memes for the first time in a month
Guys the memes are leaking
Good things have value