DerKirche

19546 pts ยท March 20, 2015


Even worse, before that president fixes it all, another Republican will get elected because "the government doesn't work" and then make things worse.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On one hand, we don't need such harsh astringents in our soaps, or overwhelming perfumes and fragrances; on the other everyone is afraid their own humanity makes them unacceptable to human society.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've been calling us Socialists for nearly 100 years, the sad thing is they're starting to call us Terrorists for wanting Socialism.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 awww, a whole bunch of people who could afford their own damned coffee made a day-long headache for 3-5 minimum wage workers, the world is healing

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#9 if you have a glass of water from yesterday you can dump it out, swish some more water in it and rinse it out, and then fill it with fresh water almost indefinitely

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's 2 ways to be remembered, as the most loved individual or the most hated; and these shitgoblins keep choosing the later

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 I love taking my "Morning constitutional" outside in the fresh air, replace that chair with a toilet and the good times never have to end.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 that's a Very popular Collegiate style at the time, IIRC ... And also the reason why Uncle Fester had a fur collar.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#19 I thought Trump made Comedy legal again, that's hilarious

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Basically, if you see them on TV, don't vote for them.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was like 6 different things I was expecting and it was still something else

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Americans are quite fine with thousands of Americans dying every day, that's why the USA sucks for most people

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An agent of the government thinks murder is the appropriate response to someone being accused of shoplifting.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one way to end the skit

3 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows Capitalism is the problem, but they've been trained since birth to never blame Capitalists.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 a shit so gnarly you have to shower while you're taking it

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why they make him sleep in the living room

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#9 today years old

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 even though Burlen violates my "no last names as first names" policy, he's got my vote.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lots of 40-50 year olds that haven't figured out the Nostalgia trap yet are really excited to see a remake of the He-Man Movie that takes all the worst parts of the original movie and also ignores that the whole point of the cartoon was to sell cheap toys .

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy that's been sucking up to Trump for the last 2 years is really turning up the vacuum.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 guess I'm moving to Massachusetts

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This. You can't have a long-lasting relationship if you don't want to grow and change and overcome things together over a long time.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

never have to work again, stop worrying about rent and bills, and get 3 hot meals and a place to sleep every day for the rest of your life with this one simple trick - employers hate him!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna pet that dawg

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought picking up my kids every day would be just as good, it's not.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to do this with my kids, but they're too heavy now

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A whole ballroom full of cowards

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't mind paying taxes so much if billionaires didn't keep flushing them down the toilet and did a little something something for We The People instead.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0