No matter what I do I can't get rid of this feeling
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I use another account for it though
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I've screwed up the best thing that I've ever had with someone; I need a friend right now.
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I may have fucked up a little though -- or a lot
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I literally just learned this.
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Handing out my demos like
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A year later and I still hate myself for it
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Would you look at the time... I'll be in my bunk.
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Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize.
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So glad I didn't ask for a teddy ruxpin now.
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You sunk my battleship
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I don't know why everyone is so against GMOs
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When she says her parents are gone for the weekend.
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I finally did it
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TIL this Goblin shark is actually biting a diver's arm.
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Maybe I'm just tired of the original.
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It's about fucking time
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Got my new controller today, they're really going all out with these paints.
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I thought I meant it at the time, turns out I didn't; I do not wish to feel these feels.
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Apparently space cats are a thing now.
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Damnit, Allison.
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Card trick - Bo Burnham
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Seriously, guys, it's 2014 and this still hasn't happened yet.
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This makes me happy
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Scotty bear
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Trying out a panorama shot at the Grand Canyon last weekend.
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Damnit, DHL, this is why we still don't have nice things.
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MRW r/FiftyFifty
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10/10 would take in a manly fashion were I unwed
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Just got my new shirt in the mail, thanks, meanmustache.
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Considering getting this as a tattoo, it has been my wallpaper for about 6 months and I'm not sick of it yet.
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Or the reason I still don't own an xbox one
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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
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I literally just learned this.
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At least this guy got the ears right.
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And here I was thinking she'd be mad I forgot our anniversary
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But... that was my cabbage.
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Hold my beer
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This basically sums up my wife's reaction to this car. Bonus: I may get to buy one.
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Here, have the most inspirational image I've come across so far.
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This is soothing and unsettling at the same time
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I'm just a bill, recruiting you for Capitol Hill.
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Figured this may help everyone about to start their spring semester
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*sigh* If I have to...
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I forgot that this existed until I just saw it again.
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Deadpool first appearance - New Mutants #98
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I found an HD Nickel and named it Phillip.
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Also "Took 2 naps in a day"
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Not mine.
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Drumroll
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Sure, we'll get that right out, let me just instagram this first.
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Guys, it's happening
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Not sure what the big deal is, IOS7 made them waterproof too.
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Hope I'm not too late for bread head Monday
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Trying to fix a relationship.
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Almost missed my cake day; here's a kitten.
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This pretty much sums up my entire life
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what do you call a deer with no eyes
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