Destirinity

2030 pts · September 7, 2017


If you message me your address, I will send you a postcard.

That sign won't stop sharks. Sharks can't read

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I know it's pretty, but I didn't bring it out for air.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tremors! Yes!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NFT? No Fucking Thanks

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did it have pockets?

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Poop goblins be chasin'

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bees are fish that swim in air

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Many poodles can have white fur and dark skin. Likely that is a natural color

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Aren't bananas a little bit radioactive?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yikes. I don't actually want a bloodbath in my tank, but those dollar sunfish are just so pretty and they have spiky mohawks! But the murders...

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The murderfish is a Dollar Sunfish (Lepomis marginatus). It's smaller than your palm, even full-grown, but aggressive af and will definitely eat every ghost shrimp, bluefin killifish, and swamp darter that it can fit in it's tiny body. Then it will starve to death, refusing to eat anything that doesn't have a family to watch in horror.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'll use this as a way to ban trans kids from wearing the clothes of the gender they identify as. I guarantee it.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And Michiko is a total fashion icon

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

No thanks, I'll hang it from a flagpole.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

∆ this

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a tight present

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suffered under doctors who insisted my periods were 'normal' until I was 39. I basically said, "give me a hysterectomy or I'll cut my own bowels out with a rusty spoon!" They found stage 4 endometriosis, a giant lump of cysts where one ovary should have been, and the other was half-embedded in my large intestine. I didn't realize how much pain I was constantly in until it was all gone.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like that the immigrants I've worked with have shown me which things I hadn't noticed I'd been taking for granted, and also which things that are difficult for me as a citizen of my country that are actually not even problems thought about by people in some other countries.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'd get yote.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I interest you in some mediation?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All that money and they couldn't afford a whole dress?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

What would ACTUALLY be really great, is if people read ALL the words in a comment, in order, and actually understood what they meant together, contextually. XD

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's pretty metal.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This creature looks like a cartoon

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What makes it hard to explain to people is that the only people who care about these technical distinctions are tadpolphiles

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or more enemies expecting kids, tbf

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Free feet pics? In this economy?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0