I'll never approve
Thrift store score
When I say something that offends someone's sensibilites
Best by August 2015
Can't even
Stressful week
This ad knows me too well.
MRW I feel like I pooped a lot and there's nothing in the toilet
I don't care how frozen the ice cream is
MRW I hear cotton balls get rubbed together
Assignment aiming for existential crisis
Only the best for my mouth.
This little snot right here.
They might be on to me.
Another Day
MRW I post something I think is going to be popular