DickPicsByRequest

1587 pts · December 2, 2015


Was the user name not clear?

Can confirm false.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tequila

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do people think this? I see airports and hotels and factories. You know what I don't see? EVERYONE AND THING IMPORTANT TO ME.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, bad kitty. Get down off the bed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No need to be afraid. You've requested nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commuter traffic: We got places to be! Cement truck with $3000 of cement going off: THOSE POOR FISH.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

July 4th is the date on the Declaration of Independence. The vote for independence happened on the 2nd.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn't say you couldn't. They said you SHOULD'T.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here's some love, OP. I've spent more time delayed and alone on business than most, so I feel your pain. Deep breaths!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You, sir, are a poet.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bingo.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm watching this right this very moment.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn. Too slow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right Não?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It does. The limit is smaller than you'd like to know.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Need to measure at the threads to get diameter. But even then, can't tell you standard vs metric, or threads per inch.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've seen that porno.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's at least 6 inches longer than my normal ass-wrench.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Tatsumaki Senpuk... and you're already dead."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you're makin my pretzel hard... like sour dough... wait.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretzel day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus... I was just... I was... just... GETTING A DRINK OF WATER, GAWD.

9 years ago | Likes 292 Dislikes 0

"Congratulations, motherfucker!"... It goes on from there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That girl's outie is incredible.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Should be some room on the couch.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, I think I was in gym class with that guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least she passed out in her own toilet. 100 mental points.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Following instructions: A. Reasoning: D-

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0