DirtPuppet

1248 pts ยท March 3, 2013


I was born a white male in the northeastern US, but I indentify as a Waring blender (I'll put you through some changes). I'm really into polyphony; any monotones can GTFO.

I love the woman in the HiViz vest. "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a holiday it will be... someday.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"That was some of the best flying I've ever seen, right up until I shot you down."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congress? Someone? Anyone?

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It almost seems like the cruelty is the point.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Let's find a stronger word than, 'irony'.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck her. Fuck them all. Where's my fucking 'soft landing'?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With mint frosting.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Crude, but accurate.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And corporate interests!

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Say, "Woke" one more time!

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I had to upvote because of DEI or something.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, he's paying Russia to fan the flames. Actively working against US interests.

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You spelled 'cunt' incorrectly.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Allegedly"

6 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

For my third wish, I want to be a duck!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I ask again what congress is doing? Seems relevant.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I could watch this all day.

8 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Nothing says 'Well Adjusted' like a face tattoo.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm OK with a little collateral damage, as a treat.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would matter to me.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thoughts? Fuck ICE, fuck Trump, and fuck you if you voted for him.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's probably in Maine with a different license plate.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And a rapist.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Serve it cold.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck the the Fucking Gestapo and their shitty enablers.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boy, he looks Proud.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last clause is doing some heavy lifting.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Face time with Luigi.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GIFs that end too soon.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0