DisguisedLizardThing

9958 pts · April 23, 2012


I wager those dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the CDC-page: "In March 1990, a large measles outbreak began in New York City. Through December 1990, approximately 2500 cases and eight measles-associated deaths were reported. However, since January 1991, transmission has increased; through May 7, more than 2000 cases and nine deaths were reported to the New York City Department of Health (NYCDH) in 1991." That's New York alone.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if you build it, they will come

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the combustion chamber, the pressurized airflow or the multiple fans spinning at high speed might have something to do with that?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*denn das

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Potatoes obviously

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

clearly the most savage of all beasts:

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now I want to know how she scored and what is less bucket than her

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/08/iran-10-point-plan-ceasefire-donald-trump-us - If that's true Iran has won and gets everything short of reparations

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a quote attributed to Genghis Khan

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you proposing a RECTANGULAR waffle?!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read that as blowjobs and was very confused and frightened

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You’ve read your last free article." sounds unnecessarily dystopian.

7 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dark mode induced diarrhea is a new one. I'd say #8 applies here.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Spiked cats?

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No. It is not unreasonable to expect a certain level of competence from free roaming adults. If they can't do basic math don't let them handle money.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

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From Wikipedia: "Arutz Sheva (Hebrew: ערוץ 7, lit. 'Channel 7'), also known in English as Israel National News, is an Israeli media network identifying with religious Zionism."

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The well? Absolutely not. That is an unwell.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because the app's shit, was always shit and will continue to be shit. Tap the blank space, it'll open.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just the app being shit again. No problem seeing anything in browser and if you tap the empty space in the app it'll open the image.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's her kill count.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure paprika is single use only

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So POV of the universe you're shitting on yourself while watching yourself.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A perfect score!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's obviously black and blue.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Touch tha eggy?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0