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23160 pts · April 28, 2018


Do you know how much of a piece of shit you have to be to bring together Red & Blue on any issue in Florida..?

Congratulations Garrett Langley

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To quote Doug Stanhope who lives on the Mexico/Arizona border

I see them come across by the car load, they don’t have shoes, their pants are tattered, they don’t speak a word of English, and if that guy is better at your job than you are, you’re a fucking loser of epic proportion..!!
Did they do your job training in pantomime.?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That beautiful woman can mispronounce whatever the hell she wants, I choose that man’s Japanese wife..!!!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, we already knew she was beautiful and talented, we did not know she had great taste in music.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop, it’s definitely going to stick..

I’m standing on top of the wall that Mexico paid for and skipping rocks across the Gulf Of America while reading about Greenland, the 51st state.

Imagine getting your ass kicked, very publicly, by Iran and Canada in the same 3 month span.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No one believes your 7 year old spoke in Tautology or used redundant repetition.

We all miss and loved Dolly, don’t lie using your child to farm for points.

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 8

They come in 3s but Hayden Panettiere was first, so good news, Elvira is safe, bad news trump won’t fucking die this week or next.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is some “Gone in 60 Seconds” one night of coordinated mass chaos type shit

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m dying to know what made that puncture wound at the :08 mark. If it’s a dog attack, that’s one thing, it the dog was abandoned, but also stabbed by the owner because “what the hell, he’s going to die anyway” then I have to get on a plane and burn through my PTO

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How did the dog fall in and not get hurt.

I really want to believe the humans didn’t put him there to record the “rescue”…

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck off, chicken little..

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I gave my computer AIDS with Limewire and spilled more seed than Michael J Fox at a bird-feeder due to this woman

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you making sure I aim my green laser pointer in the correct slot

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If crackheads ask, it’s one in five..!!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a knockoff AirTag around my dog’s neck because of the crazy amount of fireworks my neighbors light off on a random Tuesday at 8:38pm. Amazon even makes collars with AirTag housings.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If they send Fauci to jail, it will guarantee a democratic sweep in November and they’ll go after Orange-Shitstain so hard he’ll die in prison. I almost WANT them to be foolish enjoy to prosecute this hero of a man.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would have gladly died on that commercial airliner if it was the one that killed him.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, uhm. I’m used to living in 100s of acres surrounded by my own kind so, can you let me the fuck out of here and return me to my native habitat instead of the middle of Ohio or wherever the fuck I am..? - each animal, plus the ones we didn’t see.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

America is full of this and it needs to be talked about. Most, I’m aware not all, most neighbors will shovel the snow off their sidewalk and keep going until they’re 8 houses down from theirs. Most people will see someone moving in next door and offer to help carry anything heavy and offer a drill if they need to hang anything. This is the real America.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Big boobs are like backyard pools and speedboats. They’re really enjoyable when they belong to someone else and you don’t have to care for them.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She nursed her 2 children until they were over 4 years old. Maybe we shouldn’t take her word as gospel.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Birds of prey remove the eyes first while the poor animal is still alive to reduce the chance they can fight back and cause damage to the hunter.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Border Collie is like “what in the fuck is happening, I’ve never not captured my target. WhoTF brought their cheetah to the dog park..??!!”

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When someone hits you, you say “my car was totaled last week. When YOU’RE at fault, you say “I totaled my car last week”.
This “human red flag but boy what a weekend it was”, is totally at fault for that accident.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Serious question, since insider trading is completely allowed, are senators allowed to bet on Kalshi if he’s actually dead and then make a fortune since they already know the answer..?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jerry Seinfeld was the first person to receive a Centurion Card. He was the one who keep asking about its existence so they made it for him. I guess they knew he was good for it.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget war hero. This administration has called him a loser and a sucker. I hope he takes that to heart.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen this posted a few times but no one ever says if she was removed from line or if her shitty behavior was rewarded. Also, what were they standing in line for..?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Little Sebastian has fallen on hard times

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I wanted to watch people die, I’d log on to NewGrounds.. look it up kids

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4