23160 pts · April 28, 2018
Do you know how much of a piece of shit you have to be to bring together Red & Blue on any issue in Florida..?Congratulations Garrett Langley
To quote Doug Stanhope who lives on the Mexico/Arizona borderI see them come across by the car load, they don’t have shoes, their pants are tattered, they don’t speak a word of English, and if that guy is better at your job than you are, you’re a fucking loser of epic proportion..!!Did they do your job training in pantomime.?
That beautiful woman can mispronounce whatever the hell she wants, I choose that man’s Japanese wife..!!!
Wow, we already knew she was beautiful and talented, we did not know she had great taste in music.
Stop, it’s definitely going to stick..I’m standing on top of the wall that Mexico paid for and skipping rocks across the Gulf Of America while reading about Greenland, the 51st state.Imagine getting your ass kicked, very publicly, by Iran and Canada in the same 3 month span.
No one believes your 7 year old spoke in Tautology or used redundant repetition. We all miss and loved Dolly, don’t lie using your child to farm for points.
They come in 3s but Hayden Panettiere was first, so good news, Elvira is safe, bad news trump won’t fucking die this week or next.
This is some “Gone in 60 Seconds” one night of coordinated mass chaos type shit
I’m dying to know what made that puncture wound at the :08 mark. If it’s a dog attack, that’s one thing, it the dog was abandoned, but also stabbed by the owner because “what the hell, he’s going to die anyway” then I have to get on a plane and burn through my PTO
How did the dog fall in and not get hurt. I really want to believe the humans didn’t put him there to record the “rescue”…
Yeah, fuck off, chicken little..
I gave my computer AIDS with Limewire and spilled more seed than Michael J Fox at a bird-feeder due to this woman
Thank you making sure I aim my green laser pointer in the correct slot
If crackheads ask, it’s one in five..!!
I have a knockoff AirTag around my dog’s neck because of the crazy amount of fireworks my neighbors light off on a random Tuesday at 8:38pm. Amazon even makes collars with AirTag housings.
If they send Fauci to jail, it will guarantee a democratic sweep in November and they’ll go after Orange-Shitstain so hard he’ll die in prison. I almost WANT them to be foolish enjoy to prosecute this hero of a man.
I would have gladly died on that commercial airliner if it was the one that killed him.
Yeah, uhm. I’m used to living in 100s of acres surrounded by my own kind so, can you let me the fuck out of here and return me to my native habitat instead of the middle of Ohio or wherever the fuck I am..? - each animal, plus the ones we didn’t see.
America is full of this and it needs to be talked about. Most, I’m aware not all, most neighbors will shovel the snow off their sidewalk and keep going until they’re 8 houses down from theirs. Most people will see someone moving in next door and offer to help carry anything heavy and offer a drill if they need to hang anything. This is the real America.
Big boobs are like backyard pools and speedboats. They’re really enjoyable when they belong to someone else and you don’t have to care for them.
She nursed her 2 children until they were over 4 years old. Maybe we shouldn’t take her word as gospel.
Birds of prey remove the eyes first while the poor animal is still alive to reduce the chance they can fight back and cause damage to the hunter.
The Border Collie is like “what in the fuck is happening, I’ve never not captured my target. WhoTF brought their cheetah to the dog park..??!!”
When someone hits you, you say “my car was totaled last week. When YOU’RE at fault, you say “I totaled my car last week”.This “human red flag but boy what a weekend it was”, is totally at fault for that accident.
Serious question, since insider trading is completely allowed, are senators allowed to bet on Kalshi if he’s actually dead and then make a fortune since they already know the answer..?
Jerry Seinfeld was the first person to receive a Centurion Card. He was the one who keep asking about its existence so they made it for him. I guess they knew he was good for it.
Don’t forget war hero. This administration has called him a loser and a sucker. I hope he takes that to heart.
I’ve seen this posted a few times but no one ever says if she was removed from line or if her shitty behavior was rewarded. Also, what were they standing in line for..?
Little Sebastian has fallen on hard times
If I wanted to watch people die, I’d log on to NewGrounds.. look it up kids
Do you know how much of a piece of shit you have to be to bring together Red & Blue on any issue in Florida..?
Congratulations Garrett Langley
To quote Doug Stanhope who lives on the Mexico/Arizona border
I see them come across by the car load, they don’t have shoes, their pants are tattered, they don’t speak a word of English, and if that guy is better at your job than you are, you’re a fucking loser of epic proportion..!!
Did they do your job training in pantomime.?
That beautiful woman can mispronounce whatever the hell she wants, I choose that man’s Japanese wife..!!!
Wow, we already knew she was beautiful and talented, we did not know she had great taste in music.
Stop, it’s definitely going to stick..
I’m standing on top of the wall that Mexico paid for and skipping rocks across the Gulf Of America while reading about Greenland, the 51st state.
Imagine getting your ass kicked, very publicly, by Iran and Canada in the same 3 month span.
No one believes your 7 year old spoke in Tautology or used redundant repetition.
We all miss and loved Dolly, don’t lie using your child to farm for points.
They come in 3s but Hayden Panettiere was first, so good news, Elvira is safe, bad news trump won’t fucking die this week or next.
This is some “Gone in 60 Seconds” one night of coordinated mass chaos type shit
I’m dying to know what made that puncture wound at the :08 mark. If it’s a dog attack, that’s one thing, it the dog was abandoned, but also stabbed by the owner because “what the hell, he’s going to die anyway” then I have to get on a plane and burn through my PTO
How did the dog fall in and not get hurt.
I really want to believe the humans didn’t put him there to record the “rescue”…
Yeah, fuck off, chicken little..
I gave my computer AIDS with Limewire and spilled more seed than Michael J Fox at a bird-feeder due to this woman
Thank you making sure I aim my green laser pointer in the correct slot
If crackheads ask, it’s one in five..!!
I have a knockoff AirTag around my dog’s neck because of the crazy amount of fireworks my neighbors light off on a random Tuesday at 8:38pm. Amazon even makes collars with AirTag housings.
If they send Fauci to jail, it will guarantee a democratic sweep in November and they’ll go after Orange-Shitstain so hard he’ll die in prison. I almost WANT them to be foolish enjoy to prosecute this hero of a man.
I would have gladly died on that commercial airliner if it was the one that killed him.
Yeah, uhm. I’m used to living in 100s of acres surrounded by my own kind so, can you let me the fuck out of here and return me to my native habitat instead of the middle of Ohio or wherever the fuck I am..? - each animal, plus the ones we didn’t see.
America is full of this and it needs to be talked about. Most, I’m aware not all, most neighbors will shovel the snow off their sidewalk and keep going until they’re 8 houses down from theirs. Most people will see someone moving in next door and offer to help carry anything heavy and offer a drill if they need to hang anything. This is the real America.
Big boobs are like backyard pools and speedboats. They’re really enjoyable when they belong to someone else and you don’t have to care for them.
She nursed her 2 children until they were over 4 years old. Maybe we shouldn’t take her word as gospel.
Birds of prey remove the eyes first while the poor animal is still alive to reduce the chance they can fight back and cause damage to the hunter.
The Border Collie is like “what in the fuck is happening, I’ve never not captured my target. WhoTF brought their cheetah to the dog park..??!!”
When someone hits you, you say “my car was totaled last week. When YOU’RE at fault, you say “I totaled my car last week”.
This “human red flag but boy what a weekend it was”, is totally at fault for that accident.
Serious question, since insider trading is completely allowed, are senators allowed to bet on Kalshi if he’s actually dead and then make a fortune since they already know the answer..?
Jerry Seinfeld was the first person to receive a Centurion Card. He was the one who keep asking about its existence so they made it for him. I guess they knew he was good for it.
Don’t forget war hero. This administration has called him a loser and a sucker. I hope he takes that to heart.
I’ve seen this posted a few times but no one ever says if she was removed from line or if her shitty behavior was rewarded. Also, what were they standing in line for..?
Little Sebastian has fallen on hard times
If I wanted to watch people die, I’d log on to NewGrounds.. look it up kids