DoNotAskDoNotTell

13952 pts ยท August 25, 2013


Lurkin hard mostly.

MRW "nub"

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Lil monkey eh? Nice.

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Plus you have other reflexes of your larynx to close your mouth off. And on top of that a vacuum isn't strong enough to hurt her

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No. As soon as her lips are sucked into the tube it would clamp them shut blocking her respiratory system from harm.

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You found a way to make it political

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And you could potentially get a pile this big every few days.

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K

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I think it's an Egyptian Longboy

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Title suggests there's a story, but there probably isn't.

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So this isn't even your final form?

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This is what jawbreakers can do to you. We should ban them.

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*Its probably real is what I meant

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Dude it probably is. That kid says some fucky shit

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Might be my favorite part

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Your answer is just more descriptive. I'm getting sick of the correction police around here.

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Booze

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True, but in what way? *he said with a knowing grin*

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True, but in what way? *he said with a knowing grin*

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Some of you are spoilsports. Explaining your answer ruins it for everyone else...OBVIOUSLY

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Not everyone is as observant as you though

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But not everyone will see that. Hence, not obviously.

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Not obviously...

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You are fucking adorable.

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Nice use of foreground @op. +1

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Was waiting for "Send Nudes"

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I know exactly how big this pupper is. Thanks @op

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