301 pts ยท August 5, 2013
that's the facial expression donned by all mothers awaiting their appearance on Maury
you have to take out the ball and blow on it hard as you can than stuff it firmly back in its mouth, it should work again
you take care of your beaver OP and get it off the asphalt, you get it off the asphalt now!
"AHH THAT TICKLES!!!"
that seal either commit suicide or is devoid of peripherals
doggystyle must get WEIRD
the creepiest bondage porn director of all time
sperm whale cumshot
pretty freaking smooth nonetheless
The answer was "Charlie Brown", silly pooch.
and on that note jelqing has really been working for me
it's the nipple that you wish you never sucked on, on the girl you wish you never met
justin bieber's at it again
"could I just have a couple minutes of your time to talk about jesus"
how bout you just ask your boyfriend what turns them on and what works like us guys do with all you freaky rubik's cubes
mufasa: well brad and angelina adopted?
the way they should test mental health is based on weather or not you would want to bludgeon that cute thing to death, euthanize the wanters
I just got rock hard
i thought that was the real hugh hefner for a sex
all he wanted to do is see a couple fuck, thats what happens when you dont have internet
That's what michael cera would look like as a cat
good one, dad! ;)
Called off work because I couldn't sleep because I was scanning imgur.com all night
"if only I had opposable thumbs..."
That awkward moment when the paramedic is prying that from your roommate's erection
Thats what my girlfriend says when I went to re-arrange something in te bathroom
he's not spinning, you can tell by looking at his hair
If my boss asked me to do this I'd feel so emasculated, and I'd probably cry and then eat some horse meat
The tank represents my heart when I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me
thank god for this website, i was going to try to use it as a cock ring.
that's the facial expression donned by all mothers awaiting their appearance on Maury
you have to take out the ball and blow on it hard as you can than stuff it firmly back in its mouth, it should work again
you take care of your beaver OP and get it off the asphalt, you get it off the asphalt now!
"AHH THAT TICKLES!!!"
that seal either commit suicide or is devoid of peripherals
doggystyle must get WEIRD
the creepiest bondage porn director of all time
sperm whale cumshot
pretty freaking smooth nonetheless
The answer was "Charlie Brown", silly pooch.
and on that note jelqing has really been working for me
it's the nipple that you wish you never sucked on, on the girl you wish you never met
justin bieber's at it again
"could I just have a couple minutes of your time to talk about jesus"
how bout you just ask your boyfriend what turns them on and what works like us guys do with all you freaky rubik's cubes
mufasa: well brad and angelina adopted?
the way they should test mental health is based on weather or not you would want to bludgeon that cute thing to death, euthanize the wanters
I just got rock hard
i thought that was the real hugh hefner for a sex
all he wanted to do is see a couple fuck, thats what happens when you dont have internet
That's what michael cera would look like as a cat
good one, dad! ;)
Called off work because I couldn't sleep because I was scanning imgur.com all night
"if only I had opposable thumbs..."
That awkward moment when the paramedic is prying that from your roommate's erection
Thats what my girlfriend says when I went to re-arrange something in te bathroom
he's not spinning, you can tell by looking at his hair
If my boss asked me to do this I'd feel so emasculated, and I'd probably cry and then eat some horse meat
The tank represents my heart when I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me
thank god for this website, i was going to try to use it as a cock ring.