DocJungleRot

6177 pts ยท January 30, 2018


She is beautiful, she is beautiful (guitar riff)

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, you got a full slow roll. That's some quality slappage.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the people in my dnd group has a dog named Ruby, that I was the only one not aware was a dog. So during online sessions he'd just snap out "RUBY! NO!" Or "Ruby. What did I say about talking?" Until a few months and him really laying into Ruby (because she had been on a tear that day) I asked someone why he was always such an ass to his s/o. We still get a good laugh out of it years later.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I actually had a split second thought of "Hows he going to justify attacking Spain from his ego being hurt?"

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I thought it was normal to get goosebumps listening to music or hearing certain tones. Yeah, no.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I got a permanent ban from making the comment "Where's Luigi when we need him?"

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God I hate you. That's the funniest shot I've heard in awhile. Tale my fake internet points.

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And the irrational fear of slides

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

From Relase Yo' Delf to Treat You Self, I enjoy seeing the complexity of hard people.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all say that til you hear/feel that knee click and pop as a reminder, "slow your roll, we aren't invincible anymore."

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check it out now! Funk soul brother

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I miss irritating my cat with corporate cuddles type of punishments for waking me up.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember seeing (in retrospect) the shadows of WW2 on my grandparents and how they interacted with the world. They made sure we, grandchildren, understood the gravity of that history. What I wouldn't give to have my grandmother or pappy back to lay down the law on some of these chuckle fucks today.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Is trump a rich white woman too?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can't lie to me. That there is a person in a cat suit!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Head on, apply directly to forehead.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick! Someone wake the French! We need pointers, NOW!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat distribution system is working!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They still do

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are we censoring nazi sympathizers names?

2 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

Waking up grandpa and telling him to get more items added to the Geneava Conventions list?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"BuT thAt'S WhaT thE bIblE saiD."

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Rumpled Thinskin isn't happy he can't control the weather

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm considering chewing on my gun barrel soon if things keep on circling the toilet at this rate. Those OTHER suckers are completely fucked though...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did you go, To. The CHRISTOPHER WALKENS...school. of English?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I heard Facebook is absolutely okay with thus type of free speech.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Just call IT and ask them to help you, while vigorously pleasing yourself in your garage so the cameras have to catch you and they will regret watching it?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have sexlexia?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I didn't even know I was playing til I found out I was. Does that count?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1