A Maginot-ly Amusing Pun
Kicking it Oldschool
Store quality crack pipes!
A Maginot-ly Funny Pun
What a wild ride it's been!
Really?
I Might Be Bruce Willis...
Probably Should Have Tried Snake Yelling...
KFC Knows How To Twitter
They Turn At The Merest Scratch...
The Manifesto
A Traffic Jam Turns Into 'Bike Week'
'C' is for 'Counting'!
Fuck Those NASA Punks!
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn
Tempting Fate
Let's Ease Up On That 'Share' Button, Eh?
Last Chance...
And I am Running Out of Synonyms...
French Fries Are Pasta Now...
MRW I work nights and the FEDEX guy pounds on my door at noon, but doesn't need me to sign anything and just leaves the package by the door anyway...
MRW I tell my commander to go mitigate a dispute between two attractive, violence-prone, provocatively-dressed crewmates...
My Favorite Fortune Cookie Fortune
Close, But No Cigar..
Okay, I Really Have To Know...
Get Off My FB Feed...
Don't Know Who I'm More Proud of...
12 Unqualified Men
I Don't Even Tell My Closest Friends...