Docafro

482 pts ยท October 8, 2015


When a mommy and daddy love each other very much they, they go out for dinner and drink special magic juice. Once they have consumed the special magic juice, daddy takes mommy to a ethnic pubic thrusting club with the intentions to wooo her. They drink something call jesus juice (as in Hey Zeus juice) and in a small cup. They retired to their home, and begin to do a dance called the Horizontal shuffle, though sometimes it is vertical. Daddy blasts mommy's fenwall with his nut mustard. Mommy asks daddy if he wore his lambskin coat, to which he says "the fuck is a lambskin coat" after. 9 months later a mistake is born, daddy leaves soon after that, mommy takes some of daddy's earnings, and the whole process begins all over again. That is about the jist of it.

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