DoctorDerpper

22325 pts · July 2, 2016


the derpiest derp to herp a durp.

When I see that style of cosmetic surgery I thought it was weird they always looked like a characature of beauty.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dude was prolific in his henching during the 80-90's.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy sh!t I know this guy, anytime I go to a concert he always gets the seat right in front of me.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I should walk over to the hillside near my apartment and see if the blueberries are ready for picking. I've been craving a blueberry cobbler like my great grandma used to make all the time and this recipe looks to be my kind of cooking. I don't think the berries are usually ready in Juneau, AK until late July. I've got a salmonberry and nagoon berry spots as well. Now I'm just fiending for fresh berries!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my! It would appear I've been playing darts wrong for all these years.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listening to that dipshit is like listening to a Donkey try to speak while only inhaling air.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...but, it's peppermint scented!

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#7 Miss, if you just let go of the turd your hand will come out of the toilet. I know you had some good times with that turd, but sometimes you just have to let go.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize mall ninjas had a mall knight counterpart.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, are we talking about the implication again?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 Do not make eye contact with the Costco or it's eldrich terrors.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#36 Congrats, you drank the Bios Crash and escaped the Matrix. The only other way is eating silica beads from a packet that specifically says not to.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I grew up in a traditional Lindal Cedar home that had been built in the early 70's, in Alaska. The front was nearly all glass, it was a beautiful home. This sears kit reminds me of my great grandmas home quite a bit. It's describe it as pretty, simple, sturdy and a lot of cabinets in the kitchen and dining room.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They share, but it was Teddy's day.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people don't know the catharsis of waffle stomping and having it squeeze between your toes. Obvs that's why the shower head is in there too, easy to clean up your little piggies. J/k

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The call is coming from inside your pocket! You need to get out of your pants right now! For safety reasons...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You said your new job title is a "what mopper"?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You think this is legal? I don't know, but it sure is fun!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This goes even further, this is, dare I say... Violently 80's.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As the ghost busters song says 🎶Bustin makes me feel good🎵

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a little off putting at first to have a cat say "Hell yeah, brother" after nearly everything I said, but you get used to it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations on your 40th time around the sunI

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to show you all my diarama of what it looks and feels like to eat an entire party sized bag of flaming hot ghost pepper chips and then find yourself waking up in the middle of the night desperately needing to use a restroom.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm getting a South Park Canadian vibe here.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is awesome, I just started watching this show as it's one I missed out on when it originally aired.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to return that kitty to the Escape Horizon.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nine Inches Nails - Closer

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0