DoctorSciencePothead

6685 pts ยท January 28, 2015


I mean I feel like we could have just extrapolated based on the knowledge that mushy peas are nasty all by themselves, but good for you to put in the effort. Go science!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spider just slammed the door on that person. Amazing.

1 week ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

The bigger the dog, the more room for puppy inside. Giant breeds like great danes and newfies have tons of room for puppy and so behave like they've got so much puppy. Meanwhile tiny breeds like chihuahuas are born full size thus have no room for puppy. Any space saved in a small dog ends up going towards rage.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was an Amazon delivery driver for awhile and dogs were easily the best part of the job. Fresh air, limited human interaction, and so many friendly dogs! If I'd been able to make a living wage there I'd probably have just kept doing it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Hinted"? Fucker had hats made. What "hinted"? He's been shouting about it since his first election. Whoever wrote this is bending over backwards to avoid acknowledging reality.

3 weeks ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 3

Managed to somehow capture the soul of Mr Gus in this picture. So much love, so little thinking...

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

"How the hell did you get up there?!??"
"It wasn't easy!"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, he was right that people would be begging him to stop. And that he'd ignore them and keep doing whatever the hell he wanted. The issue is just with who all would be "winning".

1 month ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Good News - There is all the cake you could ever eat

Bad News - You have to get the cake yourself and deal with the long term consequences of eating too much.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like someone like McConnell would just have 8 of the same shirt that he wears for "casual" days. And they are all $500 shirts that look like he bought them all for $10 at KMart back in the day.

That said, he's totally dead and we'll all hear about it on Aug 4th.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

For the full Midwest experience, deep fry some cheese and dip it in the ranch.

Now excuse me, I need to go wrangle my own cheese sticks...

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look, do you think sea monsters are born able to hide perfectly before snatching down ships? It's a learning process and he's got to start somewhere. You're doing great little guy, keep at it.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

What day is it? Yeah, okay.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just for the record, I appreciate the memes but I always upvote Pippin. Keep up the good work Pip!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Oh God, I'm too young to be a mother..."

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, I've got three names and I'm not a bot! I don't think so at least...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"If the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see that chicken skin diet is really working for you!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember a story about a US soldier who brought back an AK from fighting overseas. He took care of his service weapon, oiled it and cleaned it regularly, and it served him well. If he wanted to have fun, though, he'd get the mud crusted AK out of the bottom of his locker, kick the bolt loose, and put a few mags downrange. Then he'd toss it back in the bottom of his locker until next time.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"How did you get up there!?!?"
"It wasn't easy!"

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dead names and dead voices. Thank you for sharing this bit of your past, but I think we can all agree we'd rather hear your real voice!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean how much does that *really* matter if it feels better to ignore that fact?? Reality is only getting in the way of their feelings, so reality must go! All Hail The General Emperor God King Trump! Deus Vult!!!

Now, someone go find a priest to explain why my children are all dead or deformed from the plague. I bet it's a witch.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tragically there is no going "back". The only way out is through, one way or another.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0