Hey, just so you know, I-I-I’m actually 14. Not 12. You know, because he just said I was 12.
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318
When you make eye contact with the ugly lady who's been checking you out from across the bar
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1312
"How were your finals?"
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115
When the gf asks why I rubbed one out
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242
MRW I see a new couple in the Honeymoon Phase on my news feed
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1101
MFW I finish a final I didn't know shit on
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109
Antares rocket with Cygnus spacecraft exploded today
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6
MFW somebody says the pizza finally arrived
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4480
Encyclopaedia Metallum's captcha thing today
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164
I'm writing a giant report on my professor's constant unnecessarily douchey behavior and turning it in to her bosses at the end of the semester
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648
These god damn geography vandals in my town are getting out of hand
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76
The Futurama Facebook posted this recently. Party on, dude.
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136
Cyanide and Happiness generator just perfectly described running into people from high school
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4694
Reddit and Imgur today.
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195
I don't know what you people want, so here's a picture of a guy getting punched in the balls for the USMC Combat Conditioning Manual.
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288
Yoda's got jokes.
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109
I....what?
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3
59
Never Forget
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39
Chowder learns the alphabet. I miss this show dearly.
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2493
When you tell the barber "Just a trim" and they don't listen
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14428
MRW I get woken up by breakfast smell
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476
My Squidward Pez dispenser changes emotions depending on your viewing angle
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1144
I'm not Tommy!
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31865
MRW my new phone number has 666 in it
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283
My God, let it end.
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63
MRW I accidentally bump the hot water knob in the shower
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158
Crappy Off Brands Compilation
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1121
share with your friends
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104
Everyone who loved the Hitman games right now
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2610
MFW I heard that the iPhone 6's are easy to bend
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10500
MFW I saw that duck stampede yesterday
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1127
Elephant used poo throw! It's super effective!
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675
My new Concealed Carry gun
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1315
Today was my cake day, apparently. A year with you creeps has been...interesting. Thanks for the laughs and the gifs I never knew I needed.
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48870
What the FUCK, DMX!??
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230
After being made fun of for being a tubby blob my whole life, I lost my 50th pound today.
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129
When the teacher starts handing out the final that nobody will do well on
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109