DoubleDrivel

456 pts ยท February 15, 2014


Your username suggests otherwise.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Mo Willems is my favorite children's author-illustrator. His advice: don't tell kids what to think, tell them to think.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right? And Dion Phaneuf should probably pass the puck instead of shooting so much.

11 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Please don't share your tattoos on the interwebs. Even the good ones get nothing but ridicule. Makes me sad for you.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 24

I can see from your comment/username combo that you care deeply about condiments. As you should.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ugh, that sounded super rude. I'm sorry.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Compliment != complement. Get it right.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are correct, OP. You are indeed in a room full of idiots. And healthcare providers that discourage vaccination are a danger to us all.

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

*dis

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait. Edible glitter is a thing?! This changes EVERYTHING.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

zip zop blippity bloppity jellopity PUDDIN!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHERE IS THE HORSEY SAUCE?!?1 you MONSTER

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I mean, I guess the southern hemisphere IS half the world...

12 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Heated bed? Is it not summer where you live?

12 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 4

And Jimmy Chips!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah! I had that teeny tiny Samsung flip phone! Honeyball came standard. Great effing game.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a gray dot to me. Or grey, maybe. Charcoal? Not black, though. Definitely not black.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No but really. I legit cackled when the show finally aired the Red Wedding.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Read the books, and join me in my evil anticipation of the horror the TV viewers will feel with every death!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My roommate and I call it the "Sad Single Girl" shopping list. But it also includes cat food...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10 Things I Hate About You did it first!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Je suis un ananas!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii...and Italy...and Cleveland...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, mint is a weed. It smells and tastes good, but still a weed.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Over a decade later, I still love him for that.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In middle school science class, I yawned & accidentally gleeked on my lab partner's arm. He casually wiped it on his jeans and said nothing.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell, I was impressed by the sawhorses. Nicely done, OP.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this is an ad.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0