DozerTheLab

18038 pts · June 15, 2020


“You have bo regrets? Like, not even a single letter?”

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is me trying to cuddle with my wife

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve told my dad, who is a pastor, that I’d be concerned he was the antichrist if he wasn’t so fucking stupid.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They should have the same rules and laws as dirt bikes.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of the many reasons kids should not be driving E-Bikes. They are traveling at speeds they don’t know how to manage. You should have to get a motorcycle license to drive any E-Bike that is not strictly pedal assist.

5 months ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

That’s probably how they found him, by scanning the chip.

6 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

He gives great head

6 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Proper fucked

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

S6E9: Battle of the Bastards and S6E10: Winds of Winter are the two best hours of television I’ve ever watched, they were incredible. It made the fall so much harder to handle.

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That’s an interesting way of saying, “A woman bit Donald Trump while he was raping her.”

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

How does that kid still have functioning ankles?

8 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

That’s why you pull up on the handle bars when you go off a jump

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Military service does not require or guarantee citizenship.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is the perfect synopsis. No other explanation is needed. No history, no rap lyrics, just kids being kids making up their own sayings that don’t mean anything.

10 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Is it legal to throw tear gas around like that? I know there are no real consequences for ICE right now, but how can someone do that?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least half

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That was my attempt at translating American sports to European metrics. As an old American rugby player, I’m used to living somewhere in the middle.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, if anyone in the field catches it (including the pitcher), the hitter is out. It’s just really impressive that they were able to catch it when the ball is traveling 177 km/hr and the pitcher is probably less than 18 meters away (they start the throwing motion at 18.4 meters, but the act of throwing probably takes them at least a meter closer). They have about 0.35 seconds to react and catch it.

11 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So it’s not AI?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Touché

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing. That’s how the bad guys are disarmed in every movie. They are too close with a gun. He does get his point across more forcefully by taking the space though.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

What is it saying? My smart friend won’t tell me.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought when he opened the door a cat was going to be sitting there.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very true

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow … that just blew my mind. I spent most of my life in Christian churches and never once heard this presented this way.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His patience and timing are incredible.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t knowing that’s a common phrase I’ve never heard before, but that was really well said.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0