Drakemeyer

1999 pts ยท July 20, 2014


She knew not to do it, that's why she put herself on film doing it. It got her attention, and probably her first lesson in consequences.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Nah someone saying mean things on a screen trumps those times people tried to kick the shit out of me, surely.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

You have to read the whole thing as drenched it venomous sarcasm.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only one I can find is the Assumption of Mary, i.e. she didn't die and went straight to heaven instead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one with Bender is legitimately creepy to me.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"White student brutally attacks classmate during a celebration. Evidence of racial motivation under investigation."

10 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 21

I turned the TV off when Big Bang Theory was coming on. Might as well just kill myself now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brave New World by Huxley? Might be a bit stark for middle school, though...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Legbeards is the word you want.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

DAMMIT AAAAAAA DAMMIT AAAAAAA DAMMIT DAMMIT AAAAAA DAMMIT....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the other 40 reposts though?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jambi! The chocolate icing please!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I enjoy posting imperial measurements on international websites.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's only a crime if you get caught. Ayyyyy!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No one who's rich got there by being nice. No one.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This changes everything...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if it's on the front page, and clicking it takes me elsewhere.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks like you're trying to update your geocities page?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That sounds dangerously close to effort.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Livejournal

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Welp. TIL, I suppose. +1 for reference.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They can't refuse to accept legal tender.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 9

And all those reposts got old...

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hey now, you're an Ackbar. It's a trap now, run away!

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Majestic. I approve.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Discordianism. Welcome aboard, or not.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*"Let me bite the shit out of you."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist, was also wearing business socks. That's how you know it's business time.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've watched a girl get em pierced. It's equal parts horrifying and fascinating.

10 years ago | Likes 324 Dislikes 4