*pop*
Thanks for asking.
:(
Mandatory voting? Here's my candidate.
True Story
His early college years
True Story
Hello Kitty, Eater of Souls.
Bon Appetit
when you are with me...
Ugh
Photobomb Master
And then begins the wack season.
Coming from the Midwest...
Meanwhile, everyone else is hung over and making bad decisions.
Contest.
For a kids place, it's pretty good.
MRW you're ordering food and ask your wife if she wants anything, she says no. As you're about to take a bite from your burger she says....
GOT: The Wooden Throne
FML
OH GOD OH GOD
What happens after Easter...
So tell me what you want what you really really want
Coffee makes me poop and sleepy
itch itch itch
Cutler is next on the chopping block
My opinion on the next GOT season
I dropped a Hankey.
One of my top 4!
Everyone knows a Bob..
Everyone always asks me if I'm cold...it used to suck but now I call myself Nipple Man.
Money don't grow on trees
Black Santa stole his bike,
MRW I buy my wife something nice (recently) and she sees someone else with something more modern...and she says
Pizza Pits
OH MY LAWD
At least 6-7 times a day
Twizzlers
It's busy but that's really it.
My biggest peeve
Spring? You mean Extended Winter?
Please don't crucify me for this
He murdered his girlfriend, his girlfriends mother and his daughter...
The pop...just for your pussy
Just took a deep breath (More to story...)
I got 5 on it.
3 hours in one store.
The sensation
But is it drill proof?
Dear Imgurians,
It has to be true, as he said he's a prince.
Here's a small tale
*Crickets*
Well it gets rid of one problem.
Smells like lemons
Now I have volcano insurance.
Luckily the office has a good sense of humor
Honesty is the best policy.