Dudsy

11 pts ยท October 18, 2019


Especially if they're your English teacher

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's why if you drop food on the floor of Weatherspoons don't pick it up and fucking eat it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's what time travel sounds like

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Irish Ducks- "What's the quack with this cold shite!?"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like pissing at the side of the motorway

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking well done hoss

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing worse than a warm toilet seat with a cold water poop splashback and your knob tip touching the bowl

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Followed by an angry chewbacca scream

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I don't I'm the tired half awake dumbass in the morning who grabs the empty side and drops them all over the fucking floor

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I say "I'm not that drunk" at the staff party

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want it in Space Engineers ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh it's actually called Parasite? I thought this was a joke about Corona virus

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

SUPER HOT 2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I expected a "Epstien didn't kill himself" at the end of this

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2