With the election coming up, I feel like it's a good time to remind people.
He will certainly be missed.
I don't know how I ever survived withuot it!
Even He couldn't Save delivery pizza...
Wishin' you skrenf
And on that bombshell, it's time... to drop more bombshells.
He solemnly swears he is up to no good.
YEH, MR WHITE! YEH, SCIENCE!
If I fits, I bites.
So hospital basements are kind of creepy at night...
Slacktivism at its finest
Checked under my couch for the remote, when suddenly...
SEEMS LEGIT.
No captioning required.
Ernie, you're out of your element!
I knew I recognized the indicted Dekalb County CEO from SOMEWHERE...
I work at a hospital. TIL the distinction between "standard" and "sport" penises.
As a nurse, how I feel when anyone complains about their job.
Baby Boomers vs "The Youtube Generation"
The snuggle is real.
I'd watch it.
What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.
MFW I hear "Okay, time to check your prostate"
Everything's bigger in Texas.
As a nurse, I can verify that this is fully accurate.
This feel. I know it.
More testicles means more iron!
It took me two years, but at long last...
"Here's looking at you, kid." Meet Bogart, my new rescue puppy!
Maybe not the best name for a Japanese language magazine.
Love at first bite.
"I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners."
My girlfriend's cat, 10 minutes out of the Cone of Shame after recovery from surgery...
Found in the clearance aisle: the barbecue sauce that will leave you unconscious.
The true king of late night.
Scariest thing i could think of. Thanks for the nightmares, Target!
"Everything the light touches will be your kingdom..."
Authentic Jamaican!
All work and no play...
You may enjoy summer, but you don't enjoy summer like Bogart enjoys summer.
Streets of (1-stop) Rage
When I listen to the radio. I'm only 26.
Yo. Bitch.
Taken by a friend on a crappy point and shoot camera. Charleston, SC
I have just met you, and I love you!
How my girlfriend describes her shellfish allergy.
"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers." RAF WWII memorial.