Duraxis

57513 pts · October 12, 2012


I liek chocolate milk

“Vote for us, because the democrats aren’t fixing the things we broke fast enough”

3 weeks ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Or why a man invented the vibrator.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was frank for a second there

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To all the people saying this is fake (it may be) I work in the chain that does this offer with that exact sticker, and I have to explain it to people DAILY.

They live among amongst us. Some of them vote. Some of them have kids

2 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Or would they be the only humans?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also cry at fantasy movies too

Or any movie really.

Any sad scene, especially with a self-sacrifice and I’m fucking bawling.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That’s my thought process for literally everything.

“I should be careful not to lick the bread knife. The ceiling could collapse and ram my head forward onto it and kill me” and other insane things.

Final destination definitely fucked me up

4 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

While it is a little further down my list than things like Stargate and Firefly, I do fucking love me some Farscape.

I need to rewatch it now

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s the best way to keep someone’s attention

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, Epitome was mine for quite a while. Quay too

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of very few people to get the Disney I believe (Disney princess, Star Wars character, marvel character. Even though her marvel character is no longer canon)

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s honestly one of my favourite shows since Loki.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

RIP Josh gad. Such a tragedy xD

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

People seem to forget this for some reason. “But she was guilty of (insert bullshit here)!” It doesn’t fucking matter. Cops are not meant to be killing people. That’s not due process

8 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It was an interesting take on a “military vs the unknown” or “SCP” trope.

I would have liked a little more action and something different for the ending, but it was still an ok movie

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Hey, no thinking there! Just consume the next thing on the list!”

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I love me some Top Secret

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love this skit

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cadians frequently have purple eyes, because of their proximity to the eye of terror

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I know of the land raider that just decided to keep fighting after it’s crew died

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And I’d watch the shit out of it if that ever happened

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ooh, do you have more info on that?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss the horse. I had the mini back in the day. It stabbed me so many times putting it together. It’s like 74% spike

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once again, another language has the perfect word for this concept.

It got me Vermlempt too, if I’m even using that correctly

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn, I got “a marvelous day”

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Telepurte

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hakuna your tatas

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Totally separate from moon unit Alpha

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait. Is there more camp counsellor Jason?!

I loved those comics

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You misspelled Cunt

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