65 pts · May 31, 2016
... Alright then, keep your secrets....
Weird name to call someone but looks like they're doing a good job
... hes no f-ing use at all" which we all know unless you're a complete mong /2
From britain - just wanted to clarify we have an almost identical version of that birthday song which ends "...hes no f-ing use to anyone /1
Tiger king is over... its all about opossum queen now kids
I like cats and all buuut... Puckered cat butthole smeared right where your food goes...
Definitely a top seed for Crufts next year
Deux-van!
*Bohmemean Rhapsody... surely
How many guys are making the mistake of sending this as a joke to their SO right now...
That's the acknowledging head nod of a part time hitman
As a Brit I whole heartedly agree, we could colonise the shit outta that place
Totally right, and it'll be an even fitter bird than you would have got this time
Wait?... was it one of those names but with a '-lyn' on the end of it?!?...
That arse clenches any harder, they're gonna lose those trousers...
Well they are only maggots... they react with indifference to most things you show them...
"EURO...DANCING, EURO...DANCING, EURO...DANCING..."
Defo kids fault but I like how he just immediately worries if he's in trouble instead of checking on the kid, what a dick...
Semen/seamen suffering reduced mobility as a result of injuries sustained from circumcision/circumnavigation errors (or ‘cock up’ even)
“ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR”... My ex’s new name in my phone - thank you imgur!
That’s nothing short of brilliant - trust me, if I could go back and re do university now at 25 rather than 19 I would’ve done a lot better!
Hahaha wtf I trained with this guy in Thailand?!
Upvoting because I went to Notts Trent and saw some unholy things happen in that fountain...
Weird name to call someone but looks like they're doing a good job
... hes no f-ing use at all" which we all know unless you're a complete mong /2
From britain - just wanted to clarify we have an almost identical version of that birthday song which ends "...hes no f-ing use to anyone /1
Tiger king is over... its all about opossum queen now kids
I like cats and all buuut... Puckered cat butthole smeared right where your food goes...
Definitely a top seed for Crufts next year
Deux-van!
*Bohmemean Rhapsody... surely
How many guys are making the mistake of sending this as a joke to their SO right now...
That's the acknowledging head nod of a part time hitman
As a Brit I whole heartedly agree, we could colonise the shit outta that place
Totally right, and it'll be an even fitter bird than you would have got this time
Wait?... was it one of those names but with a '-lyn' on the end of it?!?...
That arse clenches any harder, they're gonna lose those trousers...
Well they are only maggots... they react with indifference to most things you show them...
"EURO...DANCING, EURO...DANCING, EURO...DANCING..."
Defo kids fault but I like how he just immediately worries if he's in trouble instead of checking on the kid, what a dick...
Semen/seamen suffering reduced mobility as a result of injuries sustained from circumcision/circumnavigation errors (or ‘cock up’ even)
“ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR”... My ex’s new name in my phone - thank you imgur!
That’s nothing short of brilliant - trust me, if I could go back and re do university now at 25 rather than 19 I would’ve done a lot better!
Hahaha wtf I trained with this guy in Thailand?!
Upvoting because I went to Notts Trent and saw some unholy things happen in that fountain...