Former forever friendzoned basement dweller who eventually climbed out of his Mom's basement only to get a job and find someone willing to be his wife! Overweight geek with a good job and a loving wife. All true!
Former forever friendzoned basement dweller who eventually climbed out of his Mom's basement only to get a job and find someone willing to be his wife! Overweight geek with a good job and a loving wife. All true!
Classic Ball
As far as accents? Nope. Words like "hoagie" vs "sub"? Nope. "Circles" vs "Rotaries"? No way. Only rabid sports fans all around.
*ahd
Indeedly doo, neighbor!
Yuppers.
TIL I haven't been to the movies in a LONG time. I've only heard of 1/3rd of them and have seen about 3.
I'm giving the "can't tell" eyes now, wondering if these are real or PR stunts. See Costco from earlier.
A cart rolled over my uncle's foot at work, crushing half the bones a few years before his service time would have jacked up his retirement
This started back in '02 and has been getting much worse. Watch PBS NOVA's The Spy Factory for more details.
And Skype chat. That way, when suspected terrorists are identified, every single (American) who contacted them can be identified.
The date, time and duration of everyone's phone calls, plus the number you called has been recorded for years. Same for SMS, IM..
If not advertising, at least part of their "emergency response plan". Even 6abc out of philly is doing meme-style posts on G+.
"I....I'm not..sure...I'm....completely....comfortable with this.."
My compatriots reelected him. I didn't help (or hurt) his chances.
This. I believed his bullshit about ending all this bullshit that was destroying our country. He ended nothing. Fool me once.
Whoa, where? I'm in Yardley, Bucks County.
It's all relative. "Easiest" doesn't imply "easy".
Thanks for the tip 'o the hat! I watch too much live sports to be able to skip ads, sadly :(
Must be Long Beach. I see crips everywhere.
Damn. I was hoping to see the "Not Pregnant" mockup gif from The Shining.
HI HI? Are you a ham?
BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU.
Doesn't matter, squeezed pancakes.
"Mmm, I love the Lebanese." -- Count Dracula
Thank you. I knew it was in here somewhere. We can't give up the fight to save the next generation! Save them!
I was making a horrible, mean-spirited joke. Thank you for explaining. At least I understand the back story now!
Yeah, but can he do dragons? WHAT?! I KID!
I know, right? Fucktards galore. Even the cabby can spell it! (Sorry, cabbies)
Plot twist: they're measuring the speed at which gossip spreads a la Sheldon and Amy
I'm sure it's all over my timeline or my wife's. Checking would require that I break my 250 day streak and login.