Electroself

2847 pts ยท May 16, 2016


Omg this is me and my wife of 13 years actually today. Stay strong and take each day as it comes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck wish my wife would service my knob.....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its probably a regional thing....from the UK

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That my mother in law. I find peace in changing all hers around when I go around so it's a vicious cycle. Maybe shes getting me back?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have cats. They feel nothing for toilet rolls. Haha

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to send this to my MIL. She always changes our toilet rolls to mullet style. My god it fucks me off!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I bloody knew it!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I was studying the video for some sort of trickery....but I couldn't so fair play!!

7 years ago | Likes 411 Dislikes 4

Ahhh I'll be too drunk. Taxi both ways I guess!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fast and Fuckwits

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd probably do that if I could.....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of an ex.....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Needs tp for his bunghole.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont scrimp on the brown sauce!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No no no no no....its...butty.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't people make the effort to spell correctly? Sanwhich? Fml

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I cant wait to go here!! 10 days and counting!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm itchy as fuck now.....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No downvote from me! Love a good track day!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're sick of the soft fucks then take your opinion and keep it to yourself. Bore off.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gathered that it was here in the UK but was just more on about preventing another Manchester arena etc

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Hang on......isn't he supposed to be a line of defence against someone bringing a weapon or bomb into wherever that is? What a dick

7 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 24

Probs F1 2019

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Whoa what a bitch!! Course your kids will come first. Sounds like shes giving you an escape plan. Make the right choices now itll get better

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah how much they've paid Cloud Imperium Games so far .........dont get me wrong, I have the game too but not played it for years now

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cant wait for it all to make its way to the UK costco.... ot sure what we have but I ain't seen no chickens balls!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was using his official car for personal use.....

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1