EmMcCon

1677 pts ยท November 30, 2015


Get in nerd, we're going shopping.

That's one rude sandstorm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great, they can all learn to become dependent on the welfare state (/s)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

That's one sinister salad

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't get palm or finger tats they'll be gone in a few months and you'll be sad

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The idea is that kids ought to be replacing the old questions with new ones when they find the answers. But that doesn't seem to be happenin

10 years ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 8

Yep

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They aren't the same at all. The FBI decided there wasn't even enough evidence to recommend a trial

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[Freedom intensifies]

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you know all of those things about other users?! Is there some imgur Illuminati that I need a certain number of points to join?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use swipe but I also don't proofread, it's a bad combinator

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bend it like Benghazi

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wrntr is cming

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you realize you put yo dick in crazy

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You ever start spinning and you just can't stop?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever tried to lowercase a cat? It's complicated stuff

10 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 0

Hold on a second...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Straight fire

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They were there to win whether they win or not

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I appreciate your warning so much that I risked coming here to the comments to let you know

10 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

This week in science: we know even less about the brain than we thought we did

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Urine may not be super poisonous but it is not sterile. Peeing in the shower is still good for the planet though

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 6

Go home

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Scottish/Irish all the way, literally 0% Italian

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ the top commenters we have these things on our planet called jokes, play along

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright pal

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you don't have a gun you have to think about how to kill yourself, if you do *bang* it's over. There's proven correlation and causation

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 10

Nah dude. I've been to a Trump rally this is 100% plausible

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Okay but the black market is dangerous and expensive as shit. Very different from walking into a gun shop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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