EmilyPseu

12573 pts · December 12, 2019


(Pankerooo!)

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Ooh. I hired a young woman, college-aged, at the treatment center where I used to work. She signed her onboarding paperwork, and as she was leaving, she fully backed into another employee’s car and then DROVE AWAY. Fortunately another employee witnessed it and tried to flag her down, but she was on the phone and totally oblivious. Tried to call her; no answer. Filed a police report. This bitch SHOWS UP for her first shift like nothing had happened.

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#47 It looks better on Dolly but Frank styled it better.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pankerooo!

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Pankerooo!)

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Listen … listen. I love my mom.

My dad drove truck for a moving company for a lot of years. She asked him once what these are for, and when he explained it, she asked why they were only on one side of the highway. You know. The downhill side.

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If Ferngully wanted us to care about the rainforest, they shouldn’t have made the toxic waste so sexy.

3 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I drove through this area the morning after it happened on my way back to my hometown for a funeral. The wreckage along the sides of the interstate. Those giant highway signs looked like they’d been crushed by a giant hand. Semi trucks on their sides along the highway. Those big grain storage bins twisted and tossed in the ditch like beer cans. Roofs torn off houses and dropped in the field across the dirt road. Wild.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pankeroooooo!

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Pankeroooooo!

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Please tell Amira I love her.

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I saw the Pet Sematary movie when I was 8, started reading the books after that. But goddamn dude, I did not have the attention span at 13 to read The Stand! I was in my 20s before I was ready to tackle that one. I tip my bonnet to you.

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Pankerooo!

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Pankerooo!

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I see people who are a good deal heavier than me wearing shorts or revealing clothes and I don’t think twice about it. But when I think about wearing shorts myself, I insist that I’m too heavy. It’s illogical.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pankerooo!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you for explaining this. It happened to one of my comments and another kind user was trying to tell me what happened (I hadn’t noticed the downvotes, but they noticed and spoke up for me). I’m kind of a dummy so I didn’t totally get it, but now I see what they meant. Thanks to both of you!

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Pankerooo!

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#22 That is the exact carpet that was in my kitchen when I was a kid.

Yeah. Kitchen.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pankerooo!

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🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pankerooo!

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Aw, bummer. The link is to the song “It’s Okay to Punch Nazis” by Cheap Perfume. I hope no one misses out on it because they mistook me for a bot.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A-ha chickens.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pankerooo!

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Pankerooo!

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She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love Lang’s lackey just indiscriminately shooting pepper spray into the crowd. He absolutely hit his nazi pals in the process.

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