3179 pts ยท August 22, 2013
22, Math Education major, attending UCF, and has a problem with binge watching shows.
Sorry for your loss OP, I'm sure you gave her the best life she could have asked for
More photogenic than 90% of the world's population
When your friend who is a morning person tries to make you do something before noon
MRW a guy is giving me a massage then, surprise, there's a penis
That's fuckin beautiful
I love when they look back to make sure you're still there, it's the most loved I've ever felt
Get some highlighter up in there GIRL
Can they just fight to the death to determine it? That seems like where we're at now
This is amazingly uncomfortable
My friend has been doing keto for almost a year and she's lost 60 lbs, it's crazy
Lost it at stanky leg, +1
More like when I'm trying to date a guy but he keeps running away
Now do it with a penis
Jeez, I work too haha
I love seeing all of the Wonder Woman cosplayers!
Bro it's over, move on
Now my problem is that I'm too lazy to organize all of my favorites from the past 4 years
Fucking love Planned Parenthood. My IUD cost $5 through them and the ACA
What a beauty!
Your girlfriend was only 18 lbs?
Oh my word, those are some beautiful dogs
She better be best friends with him, how could you resist that fucking face
Nothing. He just gotta give me that look. Then the panties comin off-off.
If only churches celebrated doing good deeds as much as they celebrate donors and dollah bills
There was a man on local news here in FL who was complaining about not being able to get back to his dogs after Irma. No one was having it.
My family loves Disney because of how they handled 9/11. We were on one of their cruises and they put us in the Contemp. with park passes
More like when someone knocks on my door when I'm sleeping and I have to decide whether to get dressed or wear the blanket
She's so cute! I'm sure she's happy that you're giving her a good home (:
Yes it's true, she's teleporting us into space
Whoa, you're hella prepared
Sorry for your loss OP, I'm sure you gave her the best life she could have asked for
More photogenic than 90% of the world's population
When your friend who is a morning person tries to make you do something before noon
MRW a guy is giving me a massage then, surprise, there's a penis
That's fuckin beautiful
I love when they look back to make sure you're still there, it's the most loved I've ever felt
Get some highlighter up in there GIRL
Can they just fight to the death to determine it? That seems like where we're at now
This is amazingly uncomfortable
My friend has been doing keto for almost a year and she's lost 60 lbs, it's crazy
Lost it at stanky leg, +1
More like when I'm trying to date a guy but he keeps running away
Now do it with a penis
Jeez, I work too haha
I love seeing all of the Wonder Woman cosplayers!
Bro it's over, move on
Now my problem is that I'm too lazy to organize all of my favorites from the past 4 years
Fucking love Planned Parenthood. My IUD cost $5 through them and the ACA
What a beauty!
Your girlfriend was only 18 lbs?
Oh my word, those are some beautiful dogs
She better be best friends with him, how could you resist that fucking face
Nothing. He just gotta give me that look. Then the panties comin off-off.
If only churches celebrated doing good deeds as much as they celebrate donors and dollah bills
There was a man on local news here in FL who was complaining about not being able to get back to his dogs after Irma. No one was having it.
My family loves Disney because of how they handled 9/11. We were on one of their cruises and they put us in the Contemp. with park passes
More like when someone knocks on my door when I'm sleeping and I have to decide whether to get dressed or wear the blanket
She's so cute! I'm sure she's happy that you're giving her a good home (:
Yes it's true, she's teleporting us into space
Whoa, you're hella prepared