EmperorOfAss

29721 pts ยท January 23, 2016


Probably Romulans

Points 15
Comments 46
Views 221

For all the "LIKE, OMG! I JUST SAW DEADPOOL" posts flooding usersub

Points 9
Comments 13
Views 5

When my brother is married with children and I am a FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC K FUCK FUCK FUCK

Points 8
Comments 11
Views 186

Stop the double standard

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Comments 6
Views 192

Star Trek + Star Wars

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Comments 4
Views 4029

Life's a garden, dig it.

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Comments 4
Views 111

MRW I am on a first date and the girl says that her friends call her quirky

Points 17
Comments 14
Views 165

Until then, let the wookie win

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Comments 10
Views 146

A accomplishment for ants?

Points 31
Comments 22
Views 2

MFW I get matched with my little sister on an online dating website

Points -5
Comments 3
Views 175

MRW my teacher says I am going to fail since I scored a 75 and asks me what I am going to do about it.

Points 27
Comments 8
Views 231

Gotta collect them all

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 87

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." -Dwight Schrute

Points 1299
Comments 123
Views 72288

When your girl calls you upstairs for some spider sex

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Comments 6
Views 14484

Found this guy a couple days ago. I sort of wish I could have kept him but it was such an awesome feeling putting him down...

Points 98
Comments 15
Views 58

Another shitpost for usersub

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Comments 2
Views 313

Definitely the keeper

Points 2
Comments 14
Views 96

MRW people say that the gays have it worse now than the blacks ever did

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Comments 10
Views 108

Jerry Miculek for Firearm Friday

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Comments 534
Views 143446

Fucking fascist

Points 45
Comments 10
Views 1172

Start Friday with some floofs, you filthy flea-footed Ferengi

Points 99
Comments 12
Views 1269

these Temple of Doom reaction gifs belong in a museum

Points 146
Comments 14
Views 1533

MRW I am a simple tailor and a customer asks me to model one of my works.

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Comments 2
Views 183

Non-Americans today

Points 120
Comments 17
Views 176

Imgur mods' reaction when asked if they actually look at posts that get reported before banning them

Points 60
Comments 12
Views 379

MRW my crush finds my new secret hiding spot and threatens to call the police

Points 50
Comments 20
Views 334

Never aim to just get the ball over home plate. Do it with style.

Points 5
Comments 11
Views 482

Banging on a trash can! Drumming in the street light! Strumming on my Banjo!

Points 25
Comments 6
Views 12974

confront, evade, acquire, retreat

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Comments 23
Views 198

To the cute blonde sitting near me browsing imgur in the Dallas Starbucks

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Comments 144
Views 30139

confront, evade, acquire, retreat

Points 176
Comments 24
Views 252

Dad saves kid from soccer ball

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Comments 80
Views 184422

Shits fo real

Points 10
Comments 23
Views 75

Packaged by the old white guy

Points -7
Comments 20
Views 155

Looking for funny gifs of Daenerys' lips and stumbled on this gem

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 525

When I come out of the shower and see that my big dog has killed a cat and is playing with the carcass in my living room

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Comments 0
Views 54900

When your mom warns you about shooting yourself in the eyes with your new Nerf guns, but you do it anyway

Points 13
Comments 9
Views 585

When you run out of Super Bowl food and "that friend" gives their vote on more food

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Comments 7
Views 219

When a Hillary Clinton supporter hears that a woman supports bernie sanders

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Comments 20
Views 248

That flooding won't be the only thing cumming from the first-floor girls' bathroom

Points 21
Comments 12
Views 222

Congrats to Cruz and Clinton

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Comments 9
Views 127

MRW my daughter tries explaining to me how Bernie Sanders being president would allow ever American citizen to watch the Super Bowl while sitting in a 100,000 capactiy NFL stadium

Points 34
Comments 17
Views 1423

Start your week off right

Points 3910
Comments 60
Views 117133

1 finger

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Comments 1
Views 135

I didn't choose the Obsidian life; the Obsidian life chose me.

Points 25
Comments 29
Views 794

Quick, while the Brits are having tea and crumpets, enjoy these soccer gifs

Points 75
Comments 34
Views 1109

It is almost Super Bowl time and already feeling like this

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Comments 11
Views 291

Deal with it

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Comments 10
Views 49

Ted Cruz wins the Iowa Republican Caucus over Donald Trump

Points 12
Comments 18
Views 329

Quick, while the Brits are playing with crickets, enjoy these football gifs

Points 4
Comments 25
Views 570

MRW I get a message from imgur expecting it to be another banhammer, but it is a Staff Pick Trophy instead

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 247

Is it really that difficult to understand? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Points 0
Comments 6
Views 74

MRW I am walking through a group of bloody Muslim women buried up to their necks in sand after being charged with being raped by muslim men

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Comments 4
Views 2041

Can't wait til the Great Wall of Trump

Points 18
Comments 15
Views 3393

I have never mentioned imgur to anyone in real life. MRW one of my friends posts a link on facebook to one of my imgur posts and I casually Like it

Points 1478
Comments 42
Views 27301
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