EnglishIsNotMyNativeLanguage

1833953 pts · March 9, 2016


So.. I'm an almost old man, was born in XX century, 1964. I live in a tropical country, Blessed by God and beautiful by nature. In February is carnival here. I have a VW Beetle and a guitar. My girlfriend is called Tereza, and she's so hot. https://youtu.be/rG0ZTcHcS5w My English is really lousy (?) Using Google translator sometimes makes bizarre or nonsense my post titles and my comments (including this description you're reading right now) sorry... And did you know? Brazil is not only Rio de Janeiro (Thanks god) My Town: https://imgur.com/gallery/V2kOss0 https://i.imgur.com/vtaEq3p.gif https://i.imgur.com/BTRZuj9.gif https://i.imgur.com/TOr21KH.gif Curitiba https://i.imgur.com/pp6Yoag.png https://imgur.com/gallery/MKAnuYr -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-..- I don't scour Imgur to make sure I'm not posting something that's been posted before, if I posted your OC whit no credits, I'm a motherfucker, message me. If is not. your OC: https://i.imgur.com/fHdD0wT.gif

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Medical use for an office chair

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Arrggh

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I made a thing

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 like a "good Samaritan", comes to the rescue

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Tiny Gecko loves Deadpool

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Well...

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The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...

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Ouch

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D

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boys being boys

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Time....

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Famished?

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When you are injured but you are not a priority in the rescue

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ALL we need is love

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Musa paradisiaca 4 scale

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3 leaf clover turns Eight Legged Freaks

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just a magic touch to turn a cat into a dog

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Play stupid games...

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he did it !!

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nailed it

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One shoe is one shoe...

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Cluck Cluck

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When you realize you're at the wrong party:

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wanted to steal the Quantum Tunnel machine

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bee careful

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LMAO

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I wanted a mouse, asshole!

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Learn how to make delicious Risotto ATOMIC

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How to draw a HADOUKEN using chickens

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A dog that hits its face on the glass once, never trusts again

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Way better than the remake

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everything is wrong

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Oh my!

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Elon musk's son introducing himself

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sneaky snek

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cool

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When the jump goes wrong and you try to pretend it worked

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Safety first

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Without a doubt, we are living in a disturbing new world

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innovative police approach methodology

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YEA BOI

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I swear I didn't know it was possible to close a package like this

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'-)

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Try to forget stereotypes and bizarre scenes of violence that appearing in Breaking News, and enjoy a field trip in southern Brazil

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freakin' weird effect

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meanwhile somewhere in the mother Russia...

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When you feel pressured, even working from home

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*ALERT* - smoking causes many diseases, including idiocy

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whoooops

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astonishment preacher

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When the dog begins to show signs increasingly less subtle

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Trolling Isaac Newton

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One tells lies, the other, truths. You may ask one question

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nice try, Loki

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The incredible Asian truck equipped with an ejection cabin.

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it made me nostalgic

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dumbass

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officer, I can explain ....

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