45639 pts · January 23, 2020
Nope
I told my coworker to just kill me while I’m alive and eat my meat while it’s fresh.
My mom lost her shit
They are house centipedes.. that were only recently discovered…? Is this like that huge Australian bug that was only recently discovered too?? Like HOW did you not notice. Like oh, the carpet is moving again
I don’t understand the whole camera in the horse thing especially the bedroom
L M A O
Its like the doomsday clock
She’s there to scratch it the eyes of the pick pockets
Um a quick google said she accused somebody of sexual coercion when she was 17…???
The insurance company said they would give us 2k and take the car or they would LET US keep our car and only give us 1k with a salvage title. We were t-boned at low speed so just cosmetic damage. Its a hoopty but it’s all we got, and another one is no less than 3k
Are they guessing what color things are or is there a sciencey way to know
Any listening recommendations
Im ded lmao
They’re really cute!
They got golden spiders in Colombia!
Are you gonna feed the ones in the back??
Maybe, but if i get a drop off every year, why do i get stuff that’s five years past expiration? The only reason i accept these things is cuz me and my mom wager on what the oldest date we’re going to find is and laugh our asses off. I think the lady has the worlds lamest magical boundryless pantry that can only magically supply foodstuffs that are at least a year past expiration.
I got a wealthy relative that cleans out her pantry once a year and gives me what she doesn’t want. Most items are at least a year expired and usually 5 years or more. If she does this once a year WHERE TF is all this expired food coming from??? It’s been the routine for over 5 years now!
I was waiting for Colombia to enter the chat
Well they can fall off
Someone hating your memes? Now your just being an attention who’re
I’ll continue to upvote just for adding a recipe
How do competition eaters not hurt themselves?? Like I’m sure I’d die trying
A political bot, that’s all we need
Go home loch ness monster
Thank you for including some how-to
You must be new here
I can’t even imagine
I remember having a shitty job like this. My last one tho was worse, i needed to request time off 3 months in advance to the day. If i wanted more than one day off in a row i had to request each individual day couldn’t do it all at once. Also had to have a doctors note if i called in sick
I have to know how he got out of the bag
There’s no way a store employee is stacking their merchandise like that
I told my coworker to just kill me while I’m alive and eat my meat while it’s fresh.
My mom lost her shit
They are house centipedes.. that were only recently discovered…? Is this like that huge Australian bug that was only recently discovered too?? Like HOW did you not notice. Like oh, the carpet is moving again
I don’t understand the whole camera in the horse thing especially the bedroom
L M A O
Its like the doomsday clock
She’s there to scratch it the eyes of the pick pockets
Um a quick google said she accused somebody of sexual coercion when she was 17…???
The insurance company said they would give us 2k and take the car or they would LET US keep our car and only give us 1k with a salvage title. We were t-boned at low speed so just cosmetic damage. Its a hoopty but it’s all we got, and another one is no less than 3k
Are they guessing what color things are or is there a sciencey way to know
Any listening recommendations
Im ded lmao
They’re really cute!
They got golden spiders in Colombia!
Are you gonna feed the ones in the back??
Maybe, but if i get a drop off every year, why do i get stuff that’s five years past expiration? The only reason i accept these things is cuz me and my mom wager on what the oldest date we’re going to find is and laugh our asses off. I think the lady has the worlds lamest magical boundryless pantry that can only magically supply foodstuffs that are at least a year past expiration.
I got a wealthy relative that cleans out her pantry once a year and gives me what she doesn’t want. Most items are at least a year expired and usually 5 years or more. If she does this once a year WHERE TF is all this expired food coming from??? It’s been the routine for over 5 years now!
I was waiting for Colombia to enter the chat
Well they can fall off
Someone hating your memes? Now your just being an attention who’re
I’ll continue to upvote just for adding a recipe
How do competition eaters not hurt themselves?? Like I’m sure I’d die trying
A political bot, that’s all we need
Go home loch ness monster
Thank you for including some how-to
You must be new here
I can’t even imagine
I remember having a shitty job like this. My last one tho was worse, i needed to request time off 3 months in advance to the day. If i wanted more than one day off in a row i had to request each individual day couldn’t do it all at once. Also had to have a doctors note if i called in sick
I have to know how he got out of the bag
There’s no way a store employee is stacking their merchandise like that