My name is Eric. I spell it with a C. I'm from New York (more specifically, Long Island). If anyone takes a screenshot of this and that screenshot makes it to the front page, I'll send that person cookies or candy of their choice*. *Candy subject to availability in the NY Metro area.
Yeah but you seem to be implying that Madison Square Garden is empty during Rangers games.
Empty arena?
One "Forever" stamp currently costs 49 cents. It can be used regardless of any future price increases.
I didn't see the play but the goalie was probably caught way out of his net and this is tongue in cheek.
In hockey a goalie will move closer to the shooter in order to "cut the angle" making it more difficult to shoot around him at the net.(1/2)
That's the moon!
It's wear Billy Joel cruises through in the Down Easter Alexa
The body slowed down with the collision but the peen swings free so it swings forward.
Gimme five bees for a quarter!
Yeah, probably.
Well this here is imgur. The website where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
It's probably because he was bored and was trying to bait a girl into a negative conversation about short people for fake internet points.
She wanted some sex and thought he was attractive enough. Doesn't matter that he's saying speaking strangely.
Jeremy Clarkson, is that you?
Alot of people say noone.
Does @TheBOULDER not realize that Erin was pretty into it? Go after that, dude.
Was expecting a picture of dildo.
You knoooooooooooowwwww
Who uses bing maps?
Yeah that won't work here. Not sure why I got downvoted.
Boooo hissss
God damn it.
His name is actually Bear.
He's waiting for me to throw it. He just returned it to me.
In what world is Clue an "obscure" movie?
MY BOX CUTTER WORKED
This is not the correct application of this meme.