EverChillingLucifer

1710 pts ยท November 3, 2011


In the lore, black rain fell across the earth that decimated 95% of plant and animal life, it went for weeks.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'll step-dad-cock right into her, NAHMSAYIN?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

he began the ritual, muffled cries escaping below him, "Cut and slice, cut and slice, h'yuck, the flesh and blood falls off the knife..."

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Shut up Jeremiah, I'm trying to churn butter...

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

This is what it's like when worlds COLLIIIIIIIIIIDE

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is very much fine. Make Happy is showing how he felt making his past shows. A self reflection. He is better now, hence the ending.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Hey Robin, Trump is running for president now." "Oh, we're letting Mr. Ivanka-Fuck-My-Daughter take the stage? Are we that desperate?"

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What's worse is when I went to remove it from youtube history, the thumbnail is the worst thing EVER. EUGH!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 It is a free download and is the first result on google. I service over 50 stores that use Win7, and it's a lifesaver.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha as an IT guy it's ridiculously easy to stop it. GWX Control Panel > Disable Windows 10 update icon + Disable OS Updates. Done. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No women. No children.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably like Harrison ford they said "oh hey you look like you could act, want to act?" and he was like "do I make money?" "sure!" "ok"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly! I want to hear the HDD click and spin in certain patterns to indicate what file I just accessed! Is that too much to ask?!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

bike dildo

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

2/2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software_bug#Etymology I just hate when people claim she made up the definition or "created" the word bug.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everybody is wrong here, sorry. Bug has been used years before computers or software. Grace Hopper just made it popular to the public. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aw man, I was hoping they could keep going...

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

When you reposition a person, or an animal, with your hands in order to move them - it's called manhandling.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And would never bite people. Just snarled when you rubbed its belly and would do other weird things. Dogs can be very weird.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do all realize that this is a vine celebrity and she literally does joke videos? I knew a dog that snarled like this to show AFFECTION.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

macbook pro 2011

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend used it before this. I just wrap her up in blankets like a sushi after a long day and ask if she's happy and she goes "ye."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

"Pull punches? The nazis never pulled punches..."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But the dot on it is too low. It doesn't line up with the letters...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

BUT DID YOU KNOW HE MET CARL SAGAN ONCE? IT'S TRUE HERE HE GOES MENTIONING IT A FIFTH TIME! :D

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Listen we aren't looking to advertise our trip to hell, just imply it subtly.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Man guys, sure is easy to ignore this important point when there are spelling mistakes, huh?"

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"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET FOUR POINT SEVEN?!" - everyone who got the right answer but are now questioning if they did it correctly.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0