When I need to read the comments to understand a witty post.
I laugh uncontrollably every time I see this.
No, Google I don't want to text random people on the internet.
$600 for Photoshop? Nope.
I have this habit of googling words I already know just to make sure. I didn't need the sass.
Lost a spider in my room. Still can't find it.
Thought about leaving Comcast.
Immortal cheese puffs