Missing 14F from Joplin MO
Save the boo bees!
I've got nothing.
It's a beer loving Secret Santa!
Thanks pizza angels!
My mentally ill friend was killed by police this week.
I did a thing. I'm proud of it.
I heard y'all like everything today.
It's so icy out, this guy had to take his shoes off to walk up the hill for that Buffalo Wild Wings.
Well, do you?
A neighbor apparently thinks you're not supposed to mow on weekends. It ruins pool time. Yeah, he got shut down.
Be sure to occasionally recharge your cats.
My Secret Santa sack!
Back up and ram it
Got myself a pedicure. Don't they look great?
Florida Man is at it again.
Happy St Nicholas day!
Kick ass Secret Santa!
"YFI"
I think cats are secretly vampires.
All the progress posts inspired me to make a change
Mike the Headless Chicken
Forget The Cat in the Hat, it's the Cat in the Bag!
I decided to download the Internet.
I'm proud to know this man. There are not many like him left. He's had quite a life.
Bishop Castle
From the high desert, I'm Art Bell, good night.
Or lack of bush...
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!
That moment when you wonder if the neighbor left it running just to test me....
This is pure evil. These bastards deserve to rot in hell.
I've been playing soccer wrong my whole life.
Wait for sledgehammer man.
That's what your mom said.
WTF imgur?
Bee Hive Rescue
This warning could snot be any clearer.
My 2yo killed Darth Maul. I told him he did it wrong.
Gary's plan to race his motorcycle didn't work out well.
Caramel Doughnut Cone w/ Salted Caramel Syringe
Horse head squirrel feeder. What a time to be alive.
I'd say this hits the nail on the head, but it's just a figure of speech.
Here's a stretcher for mountain bikers.
This is why you hire the professionals, not your buddy who used to work at the cable company.
Scientists have discovered the earliest evolutionary ancestor of modern day politicians.
Father of 2 killed during road rage incident.
Damnificate you!
There is a third option. Don't vote Trump/Hilary, feel the Johnson. Spread the word.
False advertising using an incredible flashlight
I know it's ridiculous, but does it bother anyone else that there are people who run their wipers on warp speed when it's barely sprinkling?
Good boy is stopping for some coffee on this beautiful morning.
Fuck off.
Can I use an arrest warrant then?
These are some of the creations of my favorite local restaurant owner.
Should I do it?
I loved this shit.
Our hospital has the most interesting doctor.
Got muscles? She does.
Nein, Nein, Nein!