Received my 1st dose today.
Eat more flan.
Know your enemy
"BUT MA RIGHTS!!!" etc.
Quality trolling
Sounds about right.
By all means, let the door hit your ass on the way out Donnie.
He doesn't give a solitary shit about you.
2nd dose!
As wildfires across Oregon rage, remember that GOP lawmakers walked out of legislative sessions which could have reduced the scale of seasonal fires we're currently experiencing.
Homemade Pretzels
Explaining today's current climate to impacted individuals.
Finnish police don't mess around...
Sounds about right.
Good boy misses grandma...
I'm gonna go ahead and put this out there...
What to do with old socks that have lost their pair?
Peek-a-boo!
Who got into my house shoe?
Need computer help.
Blue Angel pilot probably.
MRW after opening Imgur, I'm encouraged to "Fight the infection!"
My response when girlfriend asks, "Who benefits from Net Neutrality again?"
Nachos.
Another dog day of summer...
Tis the season.
Dapper young doggo
Thinking of London right about now.
"I was just about to start now..."
Carver as a pup.
Imgur, meet Winston, the newest member of our pack!
Earthquake seen from underwater.
Aubrey Plaza hanging out with the "Weed Nuns".
When you're so drunk you forget to remove the cap off your next bottle...
...
They're coming along...
MRW I read that New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is charged with soliciting prostitution in a Florida spa.
It's that time...
"Excuse me, sir?"
MRW one of my students deliberately starts taking a piss in my classroom.
An Unlikely Pair...
...
Any Ryan Adams fans out there?
MRW I try to get my SO in the mood for some "sexy time".
"...speak now or forever hold your peace."
Hill Bomb on a short board.
Happy Prego Day.
"How did America rise up from a backwoods country to be one of the greatest nations the world has ever known? We pioneered industries. And all of this required the greatest innovations in science and technology in the world..."
"Dance like somebody IS watching!" - guy probably
Puppy Pope
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Today marks the start of my first grow.
"At least I got it all on my phone."
Nailed it...
Good boy Carver protecting the family from a squirrel.
When your big brother doesn't want to play with you...
I see one of my students is quite the ladies man...
"Well I say it was IN!"
How did I let this happen?