473 pts ยท September 7, 2014
Gotta get down on Friday!
I ate a lot of garlic aaaand I just farted
Certain veggies/fruit need to ripen on the plant until rotten before their seeds have matured enough to grow anything with. Like peppers.
Cpr? U mean the rape?
Curves.
Hes not your constable, mate.
"Beer can" in a Jamaican accent sounds like bacon
Yessss!!
6 min abs?! Thats just ridiculous. Its 7 min abs!
Amazing
Comment porn
I started singing the jingle when i saw it. Was slightly disappointed, but at the same realized i dont give a shit
*Slow clap*
Exactly!
Dyslexics are teople poo
Was just about to make this comment
I think the artist shoud've reversed the petal loss. U'd think the closest one would be bare first if the wind was blowing that way
Centrifugal force
Because not everyone has OCD
Quiet! The bouncers r right outside
Im offended u said Jesus in vain. God fucking dammit man, try n be more sensitive next time.
2 packs lol
....fifty ....a thousand ....ALL OF IT
Winning's for losers!
Right before my car chase in the cocaine covered prius
2 weeks off ur life per year
Probably to a pride parade. They love those damn water guns
Best lyrics ever
I mean... the movie had humour.. but i wouldnt call it amazing
Favourite liqour. Favourite cigar.
Gotta get down on Friday!
I ate a lot of garlic aaaand I just farted
Certain veggies/fruit need to ripen on the plant until rotten before their seeds have matured enough to grow anything with. Like peppers.
Cpr? U mean the rape?
Curves.
Hes not your constable, mate.
"Beer can" in a Jamaican accent sounds like bacon
Yessss!!
6 min abs?! Thats just ridiculous. Its 7 min abs!
Amazing
Comment porn
I started singing the jingle when i saw it. Was slightly disappointed, but at the same realized i dont give a shit
*Slow clap*
Exactly!
Dyslexics are teople poo
Was just about to make this comment
I think the artist shoud've reversed the petal loss. U'd think the closest one would be bare first if the wind was blowing that way
Centrifugal force
Because not everyone has OCD
Quiet! The bouncers r right outside
Im offended u said Jesus in vain. God fucking dammit man, try n be more sensitive next time.
2 packs lol
....fifty ....a thousand ....ALL OF IT
Winning's for losers!
Right before my car chase in the cocaine covered prius
2 weeks off ur life per year
Probably to a pride parade. They love those damn water guns
Best lyrics ever
I mean... the movie had humour.. but i wouldnt call it amazing
Favourite liqour. Favourite cigar.