Patchwork Peace
My version of Alice.
Kids are literally bloodsuckers, I shit you not.
Monster House 2021
(⌐▨_▨) ...Deal with it.
What's the difference between Hitler and Phelp?
I'm crossing Vancouver, Canada off my bucket list this June! Any fellow imgurians going to see the Women's World Cup?
When you realize your mirror is not a portal to another galaxy
It's alroit, mate- I'm not gonna 'urt cha
hun pls. stahp
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
Atlantian Outernet Buddies unite! Who's coming with me to the retreat?
Efficiency meter at work today.
Yoda + Nick Cage = this thing
+1 if you read it in the asshole's voice
Mmmm... RDJ.
Every single damn time
Email from work this morning...
UPDATE: Told my boss I'm adopting a cat. MRW he says, "Don't. It's not sexy to be a cat lady."
Trying to find the courage to end an abusive relationship today. I'd be grateful for any pep-talk.
D'oh
I can't stop laughing.
HEIL KITTLER
You have the right to shut the fuck up
o_o
It's tax season, and I owe.
Moarnin'!
Took me a while.
Challenge accepted.
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIM- *wat stahp hnnnng*
Photographer Slings Pizzas Into the Wild for Art
^_^
Ho ho ho
To quote Brobama... You didn't build that. C'mon Bill.
Mona knows what's up.
GET THESE NUTS OUT OF MY WAY
I'm no artist, but sometimes there just aren't words for the way he makes me feel.
What a shitty idea...
Today's a bitch's cakeday. Bitches don't work on cakeday.
Oh noez, I'll save you Jesus!
10/5!!!
Poetic OC
d'awwwww!
So tragic. RIP Lee Thompson
As a black woman.... AWWWW YISSSS!
HIS WILL TO LIVE IS CRUMBLY
MRW my boyfriend would rather hang out with his friends than spend a night home with me. Lol
MFW when my hot coworker wants to "hang out sometime", but he has a girlfriend.
Stop the madness....
TELL ME SIMBA-- IS IT TRUE?! TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE!!!
Is that Hungry Jacks, Billy?
Really cool fantasy dolls
You, I sea cower in fear, at my awesome puns.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOAT HERE
This special treatment is toad-ally unacceptable
We burned so hot so fast. And now I'm cold. I'll always love you T0mT0m.
Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street