Falconridge

414 pts · January 15, 2014


i have made many the puns yes

This is my kinda store...

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I used to live in a house that backed onto a soccer field. I could hear the screaming parents even with the windows firmly shut...

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I salute you for enduring the insane confessions you must get, even if a good deal are fake. Some people have... vivid imaginations...

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A spider that big wouldn't have to chase me; I'd drop dead of a heart attack right there.

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*applauds before the movie even starts*

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I usually skip the couch and just lie on the ground. It's fun ~

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Some of them just look so happy and proud of their ignorance... ugh.

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No, it's pronounced 'xylophone'. Jeez.

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I wanna get high, mane.

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Eyes narrowed, like some kinda crazy love hawk.

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I leave you with a polite "fuck you!" Thanks.

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Witchcraft!

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This is your life now OP. Embrace it.

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Juggernaut!

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You pet that cat right meow!

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Nailed it.

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Various deal with it gifs

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ʷᵒᵒᶠ﹗

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iWitness? Nah, it makes you an Apple accessory to the crime. You will likely get charged.

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It makes me weirdly happy when other people are also bothered by a phone's charge level.

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10/10 would get lost in maze and die. (joke aside, some of these pics are beautiful! Particularly love Bern.)

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Jeeeeeeez, tag your food porn!

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Please tell me you named him after Oliver and Company.

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Affection erection xD

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